Tom Stormcrowe
07-29-10, 02:14 PM
From Sally's Diary:
DEAR DIARY - DAY 1
All packed for the cruise ship -- all my nicest
dresses, swimsuits, short sets. Really, really exciting. Our local Red
Hat chapter decided on this "all-girls" trip.
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DEAR DIARY - DAY 2
Entire day at sea, beautiful. Saw whales and
dolphins. Met the Captain today -- seems like a very nice man.
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DEAR DIARY - DAY 3
At the pool today. Did some shuffleboard, hit
golf balls off the deck. Captain invited me to join him at his table for
dinner. Felt honored and had a wonderful time. He is very attractive and
attentive.
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DEAR DIARY - DAY 4
Won $800.00 in the ship's casino. Captain asked
me to have dinner with him in his own cabin. Had a scrumptious meal
complete with caviar and champagne. He asked me to stay the night, but I
declined. Told him I could not be unfaithful to my husband.
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DEAR DIARY - DAY 5
Pool again today. Got sunburned, and I went
inside to drink at piano-bar, stayed there for rest of day. Captain saw
me, bought me several large drinks. Really is charming. Again asked
me to visit his cabin for the night. Again I declined. He told me, if I
did not let him have his way with me, he would sink the ship.. I was
shocked.
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DEAR DIARY - DAY 6
Today I saved 1600 lives.
Twice.
DEAR DIARY - DAY 1
All packed for the cruise ship -- all my nicest
dresses, swimsuits, short sets. Really, really exciting. Our local Red
Hat chapter decided on this "all-girls" trip.
--------------------------------------------------------------
DEAR DIARY - DAY 2
Entire day at sea, beautiful. Saw whales and
dolphins. Met the Captain today -- seems like a very nice man.
--------------------------------------------------------------
DEAR DIARY - DAY 3
At the pool today. Did some shuffleboard, hit
golf balls off the deck. Captain invited me to join him at his table for
dinner. Felt honored and had a wonderful time. He is very attractive and
attentive.
----------------------------------------------------------
DEAR DIARY - DAY 4
Won $800.00 in the ship's casino. Captain asked
me to have dinner with him in his own cabin. Had a scrumptious meal
complete with caviar and champagne. He asked me to stay the night, but I
declined. Told him I could not be unfaithful to my husband.
--------------------------------------------------------------
DEAR DIARY - DAY 5
Pool again today. Got sunburned, and I went
inside to drink at piano-bar, stayed there for rest of day. Captain saw
me, bought me several large drinks. Really is charming. Again asked
me to visit his cabin for the night. Again I declined. He told me, if I
did not let him have his way with me, he would sink the ship.. I was
shocked.
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DEAR DIARY - DAY 6
Today I saved 1600 lives.
Twice.
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