# Folding Bikes - The folding BEER thread

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snafu21
07-30-10, 10:57 AM
I have noticed that many of my fellow folding bicyclists, of all chromosomal tendencies, appear to like beer.

I have several observations about beer; it makes you fat and skint (B=F+S), it poisons your brain cells, (B=BC-(BC/100)) and it makes you Very Silly. (B+1=VS) If you drink hardly any amount, and cycle, you will fall over. (B+C=A+E)

So what is the connection between beer and folding bicycles? Please, no opinions; we need the cold hard maths.

07-30-10, 11:09 AM
6 pints Leffe divided by 2 feet plus Brompton = Folded bike and body

(6PL/2F) + BR = FBB

BruceMetras
07-30-10, 11:11 AM
After a hard ride on my folding frolic, beer makes me happy and joyful ( B=HH/JJ )

07-30-10, 11:16 AM
Indeed Snafu some members of this forum do like a good beer! Can you identify these 3 rascals below hahaha?

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3017/2795907250_fdd03450b4_b.jpg hahaha?

07-30-10, 11:21 AM
My Brommie likes a beer too, especially local brew from its home city :-)

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3220/2796330068_b86c27d43e_b.jpg

Urbanis
07-30-10, 11:25 AM
Wine drinker here--never quite acquired the taste for beer.

Dynocoaster
07-30-10, 11:27 AM
The folded bike can be placed under the table when drinking beer. If the person has had too many they cant figure out how to unfold their bike and carry, drag, or forget it and head home.

dcrowell
07-30-10, 11:31 AM
Nobody told me there'd be MATH!

snafu21
07-30-10, 11:32 AM
Indeed Snafu some members of this forum do like a good beer! Can you identify these 3 rascals below?

Indeed. What happens in the HPFBS stays in the HPFBS. The vile and terrible secrets of these three guilty perps are safe. By and large. Can any of them swim?

07-30-10, 11:33 AM
Can anyone spot this uberlight Brompton loving reveller indulging himself by alcohol intoxication? (Please ignore the nutter with the camera!)

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3215/2795082231_4c9dffa795.jpg

snafu21
07-30-10, 11:36 AM
Can anyone spot this uberlight Brompton loving reveller indulging himself by alcohol intoxication? (Please ignore the nutter with the camera!)

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3215/2795082231_4c9dffa795.jpg

A good example of B+1=VS. What's that pink thing that ***** is toying with?

snafu21
07-30-10, 11:38 AM
Wine drinker here--never quite acquired the taste for beer.

What a rubbish post! You mean: WD=(B-B), surely.

07-30-10, 11:48 AM
What a rubbish post! You mean: WD=(B-B), surely.

Beer today, gone tomorrow................

snafu21
07-30-10, 12:01 PM
No thank you. I've just put one out.

folder fanatic
07-30-10, 12:11 PM
I have noticed that many of my fellow folding bicyclists, of all chromosomal tendencies, appear to like beer.

I have several observations about beer; it makes you fat and skint (B=F+S), it poisons your brain cells, (B=BC-(BC/100)) and it makes you Very Silly. (B+1=VS) If you drink hardly any amount, and cycle, you will fall over. (B+C=A+E)

So what is the connection between beer and folding bicycles? Please, no opinions; we need the cold hard maths.

I could not tell you for the life of me. I don't drink beer or any other alcohol drinks (personal choice for myself, not dictating to others). My father told me that ladies had their own section in Australian pubs when he lived there. So....my little folder will still "disappear" underneath a table while I enjoy a soft drink with others-whether in Australia or the UK. Let the beer flow for others (I don't want to dampen anyone's party or enthusiasm).

07-30-10, 12:11 PM
See you Sunday?

wahoonc
07-30-10, 12:16 PM

Aaron :)

folder fanatic
07-30-10, 01:17 PM
See you Sunday?

I wish!

07-30-10, 01:56 PM
I wish!

Aimed at Safu21 but we'd wish you could make it too! ;-)

SesameCrunch
07-30-10, 03:08 PM
My interaction with bikes and beers require queer Boolean logic:

IF #beers > 3,
AND V(B/2) > 8 mph (velocity of folding bike)
THEN D(t)=SIN45 (direction of travel=45 degree sin wave)
AND F=MA into ditch

Thus necessitating trip to hospital followed by trip to LBS for a new bike.

Lalato
07-30-10, 03:16 PM
Free Concert & a couple of beers at one bar is the same as a fire code violation at another bar.

FC + (B*Ba1) = FCV + (NB*Ba2)

Free Concert + (Beer * Bar#1) = Fire Code Violation + (No Beer * Bar#2)

vmaniqui
07-30-10, 09:59 PM
Indeed Snafu some members of this forum do like a good beer! Can you identify these 3 rascals below hahaha?

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3017/2795907250_fdd03450b4_b.jpg hahaha?

i know that the person to the right is sesamecrunch.... and EvilV on the left ??

jur
07-30-10, 10:30 PM
folders=money
beer=money
money=root(all evil)
beer*folders=money^2=all evil
Q.E.D