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07-30-10, 01:08 PM
A big city reporter got wind of an amazing story about a pig that saved a child from drowning in a pond on the family farm.
Traveling many miles to get to the farmhouse, the reporter walked up to the front door and rang the bell. When the farmer came to the front door, the reporter asked, "Is this the farm of the famous pig?"
"Sure is," replied the farmer. "That pig saved my son's life after he fell into our pond. He heard my son's screams for help, nosed open his pen, ran to the pond, jumped in, and dragged him to safety."
"Wow!" replied the reporter. "Can I see him?" he then asked.
"Sure," said the farmer, who then went next to his nearby barn and unlatched the pen.
Out stumbled a huge, three-legged pig, which then hobbled over to the reporter and looked up at him.
"That pig did all that with only three legs?" the reporter asked, incredulous.
"Nope. He used to have four legs," said the farmer.
"What happened?" asked the reporter.
The farmer replied, "Well, son, with a pig as good as that, you wouldn't want to eat him all at once, would you?"
Traveling many miles to get to the farmhouse, the reporter walked up to the front door and rang the bell. When the farmer came to the front door, the reporter asked, "Is this the farm of the famous pig?"
"Sure is," replied the farmer. "That pig saved my son's life after he fell into our pond. He heard my son's screams for help, nosed open his pen, ran to the pond, jumped in, and dragged him to safety."
"Wow!" replied the reporter. "Can I see him?" he then asked.
"Sure," said the farmer, who then went next to his nearby barn and unlatched the pen.
Out stumbled a huge, three-legged pig, which then hobbled over to the reporter and looked up at him.
"That pig did all that with only three legs?" the reporter asked, incredulous.
"Nope. He used to have four legs," said the farmer.
"What happened?" asked the reporter.
The farmer replied, "Well, son, with a pig as good as that, you wouldn't want to eat him all at once, would you?"