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jsharr
08-13-10, 12:21 PM
How about still life lobsters with firearms?

http://www.rotatingcorpse.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/geliogrpahic.jpg

Wordbiker
08-13-10, 05:17 PM
Ok.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_kXnVoQ9ZFkQ/SXgBAMYOScI/AAAAAAAAHFg/aZlu7baJyxI/s1600/lobster-chess-475x356.jpg
bigbenaugust
08-13-10, 06:58 PM
Wait, they're playing chess now? I'd better go warn the guys at the grocery stores... if they have a tank of superintelligent lobsters, they're in trouble!

Siu Blue Wind
08-13-10, 08:55 PM
No Benchmades. I'm outta here. Cya.
Dannihilator
08-13-10, 09:00 PM
I want a lobster with a bazooka thank you very much.
bigbenaugust
08-13-10, 09:00 PM
No Benchmades. I'm outta here. Cya.

The superintelligent lobsters will eat you first, steal your knives, and then take over the world!
CbadRider
08-13-10, 09:04 PM
How about still life lobsters with firearms?

http://www.rotatingcorpse.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/geliogrpahic.jpg

Is the title of that photo "Under the "C"?
skiahh
08-14-10, 04:00 PM
How about Cows with Guns??


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQMbXvn2RNI
Greyryder
08-14-10, 07:17 PM
I'm more worried about well armed hyper-intelligent dinosaurs. (http://www.nuklearpower.com/2009/07/24/free-comic-book-day-2009/)
jsharr
08-14-10, 08:31 PM
that was beautiful Greyryder. thank you.
Tude
08-14-10, 11:41 PM
LOL - Tis unfortunate my lobster shells are in the freezer awaiting my calling to make some stock --- otherwise I'd have them out posing with some Wiccan tools/wands and be taking some pics for you all.

:D:D:D

Either way though, I'd rather eat them. :D
fuzzbox
08-15-10, 12:22 AM
Ironic. I got a lobster tat for the Friday the 13th special. It was the only sweet thing they had on the poster.
colombo357
08-15-10, 12:26 AM
Wait, they're playing chess now? I'd better go warn the guys at the grocery stores... if they have a tank of superintelligent lobsters, they're in trouble!

Seriously. They might shoplift groceries at night and sell the goods on ebay.