Foo - This Bear can Kick Chuck Norris' Ass

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AllenG
08-19-10, 12:10 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEI6lH1QDSk


HardyWeinberg
08-19-10, 12:22 PM
not this one, though


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tO97HBAgJho

coasting
08-19-10, 02:41 PM
http://www.pinqradio.com/site/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/applause.gif


pgoat
08-19-10, 03:00 PM
This thread is worthless without YT access....:cry:

AllenG
08-19-10, 03:09 PM
This thread is worthless without YT access....:cry:

A bear spinning a log like Shaolin monk.
He could take on Trunk Monkey and Techoviking.

ModoVincere
08-19-10, 03:14 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEI6lH1QDSk

great...not only do I have to worry about hungry bears when hiking, but now they are prepping to kick my ass too. That AT hike is looking kind of worrisome.

pgoat
08-19-10, 03:26 PM
A bear spinning a log like Shaolin monk.
He could take on Trunk Monkey and Techoviking.

I thank you :)

colorider
08-19-10, 03:27 PM
Ninja bears. Who'da thunk it?

Serendipper
08-19-10, 03:33 PM
:eek:



THAT IS F*****G AWESOME.

Masperius
08-20-10, 08:27 AM
Doesn't your 2nd Amendment say something about "The Right to Arm Bears"?

skijor
08-20-10, 09:04 AM
Perhaps, but Georges St-Pierre (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Georges_St-Pierre) could take him. If anyone knows a bear's weakness, it's a Canuck.

HardyWeinberg
08-20-10, 10:33 AM
I hate to ask this but are you all being sarcastic? I totally thought that bear video was just sped up footage. byte-age, whatever.

DannoXYZ
08-20-10, 01:02 PM
I hate to ask this but are you all being sarcastic? I totally thought that bear video was just sped up footage. byte-age, whatever.Nah, gravity works the same and looks really weird when speeded up. When the stick is being moved by gravity, you can easily tell whether it is natural motion or sped up. In this case, it doesn't look like it.

HardyWeinberg
08-20-10, 01:46 PM
Funny article grudgingly conceding:


Professor Bekoff added that the bear's 'Kung Fu' moves were not natural and the bear must have been in a situation of extreme boredom.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/7773078/Kung-Fu-Bear-genuine.html