Jokes & Humor - Retirement

One day, while going to the store, I passed by a nursing home. On the front lawn were six old ladies lying naked on the grass.
I thought this was a bit unusual but continued on my way to the store.
On my return trip, I passed the same nursing home with the same six old ladies lying naked on the lawn. This time my curiosity got the best of me and I went inside to talk to the Nursing Home Administrator. Do you know there are six ladies lying naked on your front lawn?' 'Yes,' she said. 'They're retired prostitutes, they're having a yard sale.'

Heh-heh. I think that does with this:


A union shop steward from one of the big trade unions goes to a convention
in Atlantic City. Like most regular guys who go to a convention, he decides to check out the local hookers. But, being a good union man, he decides
he will only do business with a union house.

He goes in to one house of ill repute after another, and asks if they are union or not, but they all say no. He's about to give up when he comes across this small house on the edge of the red light district. They've got their red light on in the window, so he decides to give it a last shot. He states that he's a union man, and asks if they are a union house, The Madam replies "You bet we're a union house!"

"Great, I'll take that cute brunette over there", the steward says, pointing to a stunning brunette on a sofa. "Not so fast pal!", the Madam responds. "Next up is Ethel. Hey Ethel, you got a customer!". The curtains part, and a woman of about 80 comes through the door. She's sagging all over, and her smile reveals the absence of most of her teeth. "Hey, how some I can't have the cute brunette? How come I get stuck with an old hag" the steward demands.

"Hey pal, you said you're a union man. Well, this is a union house, and Ethel has seniority!".

:lol: