Foo - What not to wear

... to the airport or almost any other public place, except maybe Walmart.

http://ireport.cnn.com/docs/DOC-482574

... to the airport or almost any other public place, except maybe Walmart.

http://ireport.cnn.com/docs/DOC-482574


I don't recall anyone taking my picture but thanks for the attention.

By the way, I spend roughly 8 to 12 hours a week people watching at the airport, it's one of my top 10 favorite things to do.

By the way, I spend roughly 8 to 12 hours a week people watching at the airport, it's one of my top 10 favorite things to do.

You're crazy... or you work for the TSA or Customs. I much prefer to watch the airplanes.

I don't recall anyone taking my picture but thanks for the attention.

Here's a fashion tip: thigh high stockings and camouflage do not go together.

You're crazy... or you work for the TSA or Customs. I much prefer to watch the airplanes.

I fly a lot.


Here's a fashion tip: thigh high stockings and camouflage do not go together.

How do you know when you can't see my camo?

Women shouldn't shop in the junior's department and then complain about it? Oh, wait, wrong thread...

That might go over in coach, but isn't there a dress code for first class any more?

That might go over in coach, but isn't there a dress code for first class any more?

Evidently not on American Airlines. I agree with the person who posted the comment that they would not want to sit on the airplane seat after that guy.

There is no dress code for first class on any American airline, I assure you of this.

Maybe he and his mistress likes public humiliation.

I mean geez his tank camo and shorty shorts camo don't even match! How embarassing!

Crackerjab, why were you dressed as me?

Meh, who cares? When did foo turn in to a bunch of old ladies?

We are not all old ladies. Some of us are middle aged men dressed as cougars.

I gotta go along that Aartmom respondent (6th one down) in the article. I'd LOVE to sit next to this guy on a plane. Obviously, he's either got a completely different take on what constitutes acceptable societal norms, or he lost a bet. Either way, I'm game for some interesting conversation, and I wanna hear about it.

Wow, he was allowed after this woman was asked to leave?
http://plancksconstant.org/blog1/2007/09/southwestairlines_to_woman_skirt_too_short_to_fly.html

I'm sure there's a perfectly logical reason for why he's dressed that way; like maybe he's the airline pilot, and it's Casual Friday?

Wow, he was allowed after this woman was asked to leave?
http://plancksconstant.org/blog1/2007/09/southwestairlines_to_woman_skirt_too_short_to_fly.html

She pulled her skirt down for the news photos in order to make it not look so bad. Notice where the skirt waistband is, it's barely above her crotch. If she pulled it up closer to her navel, the skirt would be a lot shorter.

I really would not want to sit on an airplane seat after someone with little or no shorts/skirt/panties sat on it before me. Ick.

My husband observed a large gathering in the Dallas airport and observed this man wearing a thong with half his butt exposed. He flew first class and I hate to imagine sitting in that seat next, I'm amazed he was allowed to board the plane half naked.

She sounds like a glass half empty kind of person. Half of his butt was covered.

Good God!
It's the CEO of BP Oil.

... to the airport or almost any other public place, except maybe Walmart.

http://ireport.cnn.com/docs/DOC-482574

This thread is meaningless without photos ... :thumb:

http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnn/2010/images/08/18/620.planeattire.irpt.jpg

She pulled her skirt down for the news photos in order to make it not look so bad. Notice where the skirt waistband is, it's barely above her crotch. If she pulled it up closer to her navel, the skirt would be a lot shorter.

I really would not want to sit on an airplane seat after someone with little or no shorts/skirt/panties sat on it before me. Ick.

She could sit on my----for the entire flight if so inclined:50:

She pulled her skirt down for the news photos in order to make it not look so bad.

Notice where the skirt waistband is, it's barely above her crotch. If she pulled it up closer to her navel, the skirt would be a lot shorter.



Get a life ... :thumb:

http://plancksconstant.org/blog1/image2/sub1/kylaebbert.jpg

Pics won't load... Yes! I win! *high five*

Some of us are middle aged men dressed as cougars.

http://bittenandbound.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/richard-simmons.jpg

http://bittenandbound.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/richard-simmons.jpg

ok, that was just wrong :twitchy:

Is it fair to ask if that is the cougar's natural environment?

It was Dallas, the cougars are everywhere.

It was Dallas, the cougars are everywhere.

Cowboy cougars?

and cowgirl cougars as well.

http://plancksconstant.org/blog1/image2/sub1/kylaebbert.jpg

Looks like this little cougar has on a turtle-skirt. It only comes down a inch below the snapper.

I work in a public library. None of this looks odd to me.

I work in an academic library. None of this looks odd to me.

fifm

Get a life ... :thumb:

http://plancksconstant.org/blog1/image2/sub1/kylaebbert.jpg

I would seat with either of them, although I would invite her to seat on my lap. Either oogle or have a very interesting conversation. Either way would make a flight go by fast.

turtle skirt, i has a new word and I thank you Nota

turtle skirt, i has a new word and I thank you Nota

Yes, I will be adding this to my vocabulary as well.

Yes, I will be adding this to my vocabulary as well.

Maybe even into your sig, along with FUPA

Maybe even into your sig, along with FUPA

Good call.

Good call.

:cry: I had to say something

If you turtle skirt exposes your FUPA something is very, very wrong or you are standing on your head.

I have a snapping FUPA. It only comes out when I'm on my head.

I didn't realize so many of you would be so jealous of me. I'll tone it down next time.

they dont stop people from going into walmart like that what is the difference

they dont stop people from going into walmart like that what is the difference

The difference is, unlike airlines, which have a first class section, Walmart is strictly for low class passengers.


*"Security cameras, scan isle 5 for excessive cleavage"*