Foo - In an event of a zombie apocalypse , you would.....

I would get to my nearest gun store (big 5, weapon store) stock up on weapons and such pronto... then pick a retail/grocery store and lock it down, probably walmart or costco... maybe somewhere small to keep track of who's coming in or going out. surround the perimeter with land mines about 200 feet away from the store. bring lots of hot girls... hide out for about a few months... and repopulate... go out and find survivors and repopulate some more... and kick some left over zombie butt. ;D

1. ban you from the internet.

embrace my brethren

Hot girls are like zombie magnets.

I've already got a shotgun and a machete so I think I'll be okay. Also, one thing the movies never seem to mention is that even though it would get bad for a while, they would eventually rot down to skeletons and everything would be okay. Good Lordy, if a zombie outbreak happened in August it would be a non-issue by October. SE Tennessee makes ripe petunias pretty quickly.

I would get to my nearest gun store (big 5, weapon store) stock up on weapons and such pronto... then pick a grocery store and lock it down, probably walmart or costco... maybe somewhere small to keep track of who's coming in or going out. surround the perimeter with land mines about 200 feet away from the store. bring lots of hot girls... hide out for about a few months... and repopulate... go out and find survivors and repopulate some more... and kick some left over zombie butt. ;D

I would get to that Costco while you were at Big 5, lock it down with proper staff. When you came, I'd chain you out in the parking lot to a stake. Thanks for taking one for the team, champ.

I would get to that Costco while you were at Big 5, lock it down with proper staff. When you came, I'd chain you out in the parking lot to a stake. Thanks for taking one for the team, champ.

i'll just go to walmart then... no biggy. or i can just toss some grenades in and blow through your barricade and get to walmart after.

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i'll just go to walmart then... no biggy. or i can just toss some grenades in and blow through your barricade and get to walmart after.

Doubtful.

locate Milla Jovovich and offer ANY assistance possible...




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I took the "Would You Surive The Zombie Apocaplypse" quiz and cam out of it with flying colours because I did not opt to hole up in some store (zombies will find a way in), capped every friend I suspected of being infected (they will get you), and made for the hills.

Shotgun and uzi are the way to go for melee situations as you can only swing a machete so many times before your arm gets tired or it lodges in the neck of some undead monstrosity.

Something that was not in the test was whether one had a zombie killing cat like Thunderhead to provide backup.

Hot girls are like zombie magnets.

I've already got a shotgun and a machete so I think I'll be okay. Also, one thing the movies never seem to mention is that even though it would get bad for a while, they would eventually rot down to skeletons and everything would be okay. Good Lordy, if a zombie outbreak happened in August it would be a non-issue by October. SE Tennessee makes ripe petunias pretty quickly.

I think you are wrong about this. I mean DC is still full of them, although sometimes new ones seem to appear and the old ones disappear. Always seems to be right after the elections too.

I would just close the gate to ther holler & go about my business. U.P.S. would still deliver, right???

I think you are wrong about this. I mean DC is still full of them, although sometimes new ones seem to appear and the old ones disappear. Always seems to be right after the elections too.

Those aren't zombies, those are high-level Lich Lords, like Charles Rangel.

get down with the sickness.

i'll just go to walmart then... No biggy. Or i can just toss some grenades in and blow through walmart .

fify.

I would drive along the interstate highways and rummage through the gas and food stations located along there.
After making a stop at gun shop.

...hoard the remaining twinkies :D

I have land on a nice high ridge, two good high-power rifles and enough ammo to keep them at bay for a while. I also have neighbors with a machine gun and even more ammo :)

All ya'll know ME. I have tons of garlic on hand!! :D

Oh wait. That's vampires, isn't it?

I'd stay well away from widows. I've seen the original Night of the Living Dead. I know that the biggest danger in a zombie outbreak is the roving bands of well armed rednecks.

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I'd stay well away from widows. I've seen the original Night of the Living Dead. I know that the biggest danger in a zombie outbreak is the roving bands of well armed rednecks.

darn, I forgot about those pack riders.

In that case, I'll hole up in a potato farm.
I wouldn't want to wander inside a corn or wheat field.

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Why would you want to survive something like that in the first place? I would volunteer myself to be one of the first to go.

Don't forget; after Burt Gummer has been right in every single episode maybe you should start listening to him.

.. go post in the BMX forum. No one ever goes in there. It is a zombie free zone.

^That's what they said about the MTB forum. Now the zombies are stoned too.

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Best. GIF. On BF.

Period.

Why would you want to survive something like that in the first place? I would volunteer myself to be one of the first to go.

That's the crux of the issue: if you give up, you become yet another member of the undead army.

(1) I would get to my nearest gun store (big 5, weapon store) stock up on weapons and such pronto...

(2) then pick a retail/grocery store and lock it down, probably walmart or costco... maybe somewhere small to keep track of who's coming in or going out.

(3) surround the perimeter with land mines about 200 feet away from the store.

(4) bring lots of hot girls... hide out for about a few months...

(1a) After the apocalypse has started is the wrong time to stock up on guns. Does the army wait until its at war to buy tanks?

(1b) Guns are useful, but they run out of bullets. Have a backup.

(2) These places will be swarmed and hard to control. They'll be magnets for zombies and dumb people who will soon be zombies. Dozens to hundreds of people will come, and you won't know which ones have hidden bites. As with guns, you should already have a stock of food. Load it up and find a remote location.

(3) Land mines that Big 5 suddenly started selling at the onset of the apocalypse? Don't rest your plans on resources you aren't certain you'll have at your disposal.

(4) Double liability - Seldom are hot girls practical enough to avoid being zombified. Once zombified, you may be faced with additional emotional attachment that jeopardizes your ability to dispatch them. Form groups with people you know, but watch for odd behavior (easier to identify if you already know the person) and be prepared to do what is necessary, up to and including chaining them in the shed with the Xbox.


(5) Also, one thing the movies never seem to mention is that even though it would get bad for a while, they would eventually rot down to skeletons and everything would be okay. Good Lordy, if a zombie outbreak happened in August it would be a non-issue by October.

(5) This has not been proven. Regardless, that's very much a non-trivial length of time to deal with the daily danger.

My 9 yr old says black lights make them whither

If there ever is an attack of the zombies and we all do have to run for the hills learning to live without the interwebs is going to be harder to deal with than a zombie attack. Especially for those young whippersnappers that need to get off my lawn.

An island... Seriously.

Zombies can't swim. I also have a bronze star on my marskmanship ribbon, just in case.

As posted above, a good sword or even a cane knife is essential. Also carry around a couple of cans of SPAM. In case you get overwhelmed or surrounded whilst out foraging, open a can of SPAM and throw it as far as you can. Zombies can't tell the difference from brains and the ingredients of SPAM and will attack the can and it's spilled contents which will give you time to run off unnoticed.