Jokes & Humor - Funny story game
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09-29-04, 09:28 PM
one of these may have been posted before, but heres a new one, and the rules are,
15 word max
keep it CLEAN
you can't reply to your own post
if the person above doesn't follow the rules, just reply to the one above it
and for those of you who don't know what a neverending story is, it's when one person starts with a short sentence (or at least part of one) and someone else replys to keep the story going. and the story can take various twists because there is no subject the story must stick to.
and now to begin:
i was out riding one day, when my cell phone rang. i answered it, it was...............................
......my ugly sister asking where I went. I said I was riding my bike at....
09-29-04, 09:44 PM
Sanford, she hung up. I wondered if she had fed spot the frog yet. So........................
09-30-04, 04:14 AM
I picked a pineapple and rode home to.....
09-30-04, 05:22 AM
see whether my ugly sister had fed the frog. But...
09-30-04, 06:45 AM
it wasn't there. She gave it to the neighbours. I...
09-30-04, 08:05 AM
freaked out. “What! Are you nuts?” I spluttered. “Don’t you realize our neighbors eat frogs.”
"No, they don't silly," She said. "They eat dogs!"
09-30-04, 09:02 AM
"Yes dear, but the dogs eat the frogs first, REMEMBER"...................................
09-30-04, 09:10 AM
I couldn’t bear the thought of Spot the frog inside Spot the dog, so……
09-30-04, 09:22 AM
so i found spot the dog, and stuck my hand up his.............................
09-30-04, 10:14 AM
nose, and what do you suppose I found....
09-30-04, 10:49 AM
A booger called Charlie, and a buck-fifty in change. Meanwhile….
09-30-04, 11:06 AM
I realized my bike tyre was flat and I didn't have a pump.
I did have that $1.50 and the ice cream man was coming around the corner.
09-30-04, 11:30 AM
I had an idea. A dog is lactose intolerant; if I give him ice cream
09-30-04, 11:39 AM
he'll throw up on the spot. I could then ask Sally for a pump.
09-30-04, 04:42 PM
Then I would pump his stomach until spot the frog Appeared. When the pump finally fit into his...
09-30-04, 04:54 PM
rear end; my sister screamed. “No that’s not how you do it.”
I turned to her and said, "And you know this from experience?"
09-30-04, 08:20 PM
she looks up and says, "No, I just read about it on www.bikeforums.net, in the..................
10-01-04, 07:03 AM
safety forum, ‘when attacked by a dog shove your pump down its throat, and it’
10-01-04, 10:54 AM
will give back your frog.' Meanwhile, back at the ranch......................
10-01-04, 11:41 AM
I was wondering, who was Sally and did she need her pump back? When suddenly….
Smokey the Bear, Tiger Woods and Santa Claus showed up and said they needed my help to save the world.
10-01-04, 02:16 PM
Boy was I teed off. Maybe I could light a fire under Santa's
10-01-04, 02:33 PM
little helpers, but Smokey Bear took my matches and all I had left was……
My cigarette, which hadn't even been lit. I grabbed a rock and...
10-01-04, 06:32 PM
Beat my self silly in the head for.........
10-01-04, 09:50 PM
naming myself, "little_lance", when i don't even ride a trek bike anymore, and for....................
10-01-04, 10:00 PM
carrying cigs around for years now and never lightin' 'em. I headed to Sally to give her
10-01-04, 10:21 PM
pump back, then go riding with Sally's HOT sister...............................
10-02-04, 12:17 AM
who, unfortunately, was hot because she'd just pushed her bike up Five Mile Hill.
10-02-04, 12:39 AM
So she asks me, "Is that a frog in your pocket, or
10-02-04, 04:10 AM
Is it your new crank and adjustable seat post? But then I .......
10-02-04, 07:48 AM
said. “It’s my seat post, I’ll show you how it adjusts.” She said, “It feels comfortable.”
10-02-04, 01:40 PM
And just like the very classy lady she was, she did the next best thing,............
10-02-04, 02:00 PM
she extended my seatpost to full length and hopped on as we
10-02-04, 07:42 PM
sped through the airport, security puffing along at our heels.
10-03-04, 01:28 PM
A drug sniffing hound got exited when he smelt the scent of Spot the dog’s…..
10-03-04, 08:16 PM
saliva on Spot the frog in my pocket. Sally pulled my sleeve and said this
10-03-04, 08:34 PM
"I think your ugly and.................
10-04-04, 01:00 AM
I think we should break up. I felt...
10-04-04, 07:10 AM
relieved, because it was Sally’s hot sister I really wanted. In the meantime I noticed….
10-04-04, 07:27 AM
The drug sniffing dog was really a guy in a..
10-04-04, 09:28 AM
There are aliens riding on 60-11 gears on the way here. I picked...
10-04-04, 12:31 PM
up my bike and headed for the exit. Outside, Misty, Sally's hot sister was coming
10-04-04, 03:22 PM
up the drive way with Niki Gudex. I didn't know who i wanted more, so...................
I set the crack pipe down because things were starting to get strange. Sally's hot sister then...
10-04-04, 07:07 PM
suggested that she and Niki would race on their bikes, and whoever won would...
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