Gravityhatesme
A pastor is walking by the docks one day, eating his lunch.A fisherman notices him, and invites him abourd his boat for a fishing trip.The pastor agrees, and about ten minutes out gets a large fish on.The fisherman nets it in and exclaims"my thats a big sonofa*****!"The pastor says,"sir, Ill have to ask you not to use such language, it will surely send you to hell."The fisherman is so embaresed,he quikly lies"No, you misunderstand, Sonofa***** is the name of the kind of fish.
The pastor brings the fish back to the church, and asks one of the young boys" Can you clean this sonofa*****?"The boy says"you cant speak like that!"The pastor explains it is simply the name of the fish, and the boy agrees to clean it, and give it to the cook.The boy cleans it, and delivers it to the chef to be cooked."look" says the boy"The pastor cought this sonofa***** and I cleaned it, can you cook it?" The cook says "young man, watch your mouth!" The boy tells the cook it is the name of the fish,and the fish is cooked to be eaten at dinner that night,as the were haveing a guest, the pope.
Sitting around the dinner table that night,the pope comments on the great ize of the fish.The pastor is delighted, and says "yes, I caught that big sonofa*****", and the boy says" and I cleaned the sonofa*****" and the cook says"and I cooked the sonofa*****".The pope responds but putting his feet on the table and saying"you know, you F****ers are alright!"
Gravityhatesme
The pastor brings the fish back to the church, and asks one of the young boys" Can you clean this sonofa*****?"The boy says"you cant speak like that!"The pastor explains it is simply the name of the fish, and the boy agrees to clean it, and give it to the cook.The boy cleans it, and delivers it to the chef to be cooked."look" says the boy"The pastor cought this sonofa***** and I cleaned it, can you cook it?" The cook says "young man, watch your mouth!" The boy tells the cook it is the name of the fish,and the fish is cooked to be eaten at dinner that night,as the were haveing a guest, the pope.
Sitting around the dinner table that night,the pope comments on the great ize of the fish.The pastor is delighted, and says "yes, I caught that big sonofa*****", and the boy says" and I cleaned the sonofa*****" and the cook says"and I cooked the sonofa*****".The pope responds but putting his feet on the table and saying"you know, you F****ers are alright!"
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