Jokes & Humor - Ethical Dilemma

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Methos
09-30-04, 11:16 AM
A lawyer charged a man $1,000 for legal services.

The man paid him in cash with crisp new $100 bills. After the client left, the lawyer discovered that two bills had stuck together -- he'd been overpaid by $100.

The ethical dilemma for the lawyer: Should he tell his LEGAL partner?

Dave Moulton
09-30-04, 12:07 PM
A biker (The Harley kind.) walked into a bar frequented by lawyers and said in a loud voice. “All lawyers are a$$holes.)
The bar went silent, then a man slipped off his barstool and said. “I find that statement offensive.”
The biker asked. “Why, are you a lawyer?”
The man replied. “No, I’m an a$$hole.”
hooligan
09-30-04, 04:43 PM
Hahahaha. I didnt get the first one but I loved the second one.

Ritalin
09-30-04, 05:13 PM
I think the first joke is...

should he tell the business partner about the extra money he got? (as in.. he's not giving it back to the guy)
Methos
09-30-04, 05:56 PM
I think the first joke is...

should he tell the business partner about the extra money he got? (as in.. he's not giving it back to the guy)

Yeah... Canadians. Sheesh. I changed it. (I work with Canadians so I can make fun of them.)