Jokes & Humor - Hair in Dog's Ears

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Tom Stormcrowe
10-07-10, 03:57 PM
My neighbor found out that her dog could hardly hear, so she took
it to the veterinarian. The vet found that the problem was hair in the
dog's ears. He cleaned both ears, and the dog could hear fine.

The vet then proceeded to tell the lady that, if she wanted to keep
this from recurring, she should go to the pharmacy and get some
"Nair" hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month.

The lady went to the pharmacy and bought some "Nair" hair remover.
At the register, the pharmacist told her, "If you're going to use this
under your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days."

The lady said, "I'm not using it under my arms."

The pharmacist said, "If you're using it on your legs, don't shave for
a couple of days."

The lady replied, "I'm not using it on my legs either. If you must know,
I'm using it on my schnauzer."

The pharmacist said, "Stay off your bicycle for about a week."


scottsmith
10-08-10, 09:12 AM
lol, love that one!

trackhub
10-09-10, 07:27 AM
:lol: :innocent:


scrapmetal
10-10-10, 05:11 PM
Reminds me of Red Dwarf:' Any officer caught sniffing the saddle of the exercise bicycle in the women's gym will be discharged without trial.'

Directive 196156

evenes
10-17-10, 09:54 PM
good one!