Mountain Biking - the most important 3 words in the english language

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pablosnazzy
10-10-10, 03:05 PM
scattered. smothered. covered.

yes, this is completely relevant to mountain biking.

cryptid01
10-10-10, 03:10 PM
Cerveza, burrito, por favor
cryptid01
10-10-10, 03:10 PM
puff puff give

pablosnazzy
10-10-10, 03:37 PM
Cerveza, burrito, por favor

english i said, english.
sscyco
10-10-10, 04:14 PM
Beer, Burrito, please
dminor
10-10-10, 04:47 PM
Yes. No. Thanks.



puff puff giveThat's Canadian.
lubes17319
10-10-10, 06:02 PM
Toss my salad.
mtnbiker66
10-10-10, 06:04 PM
scattered. smothered. covered........


Is no way to go through life son.....
junkyard
10-11-10, 10:51 AM
f*ck you, hombre.
dminor
10-11-10, 05:50 PM
Happy Birthday junkyard?
Dannihilator
10-11-10, 08:41 PM
Cheap, Light, Strong

Pick two.
Daspydyr
10-12-10, 11:19 AM
Passing Left Side!

Piss Me OFF

K... My A..

Extra Hot Salsa
cryptid01
10-12-10, 11:30 AM
K... My A..


??? Your ellipses confuse me. Did you mean **** My Ass?
Daspydyr
10-12-10, 11:53 AM
Kiss is how we pronounce it here in the west.

You might wait til after 5 for the puff, puff, just an idea.........no judgement here.
lofnsjoke
10-12-10, 12:19 PM
please, thank you


not used nearly enough by the youth of today
Daspydyr
10-12-10, 12:27 PM
please, thank you


not used nearly enough by the youth of today

Or by my ex-wife, just saying............ya know!
dminor
10-12-10, 12:49 PM
not used nearly enough by the youth of todayDon't old people always say this?
TechKnowGN
10-12-10, 12:53 PM
Thirty miles done.
lofnsjoke
10-12-10, 12:57 PM
Don't old people always say this?

yep...seems like im getting up there in years now...in a couple more years ill be yelling "get off my grass"
lofnsjoke
10-12-10, 12:58 PM
upsize your combo
Grillparzer
10-12-10, 01:37 PM
Watch this s**t.
dminor
10-12-10, 02:00 PM
Paper or plastic?
Daspydyr
10-12-10, 02:04 PM
I am sorry

or

I love YOU!






(My wife made me post this.)
Wanderer
10-12-10, 02:10 PM
You gonna have pancakes or waffles with those???????
pablosnazzy
10-12-10, 03:23 PM
You gonna have pancakes or waffles with those???????

neither...

grilled chicken and eggs
dminor
10-12-10, 03:53 PM
Hold my beer . . .
dminor
10-12-10, 03:54 PM
. . . and watch this.
colorider
10-12-10, 04:05 PM
powder day again
JonnyV
10-12-10, 04:17 PM
good idea, boss!
Dannihilator
10-12-10, 06:46 PM
Does it come in rootbeer?
BengeBoy
10-12-10, 06:50 PM
This reminds me of a story my father once told me:

A guy walks into a bar. A beautiful woman walks up and sits down on the chair next to him. She says, "I will do anything you want me to, as long as you pay me $100 and you can describe what you want in 3 words."

He says: "Anything? And I have to describe it in 3 words?"

And she says, yes, "Pay me $100, and tell me the three words."

He pulls out a crisp $100 bill, looks deeply into her eyes, and says, "Paint my house."
aballas
10-14-10, 03:23 PM
free beer after (the race)
Repack Rider
10-14-10, 07:50 PM
I'm a D-cup.
Trekbikedude
10-20-10, 11:20 PM
Cheap, Fast, Good. If you want it good, it's not gonna be cheap or fast, if you want it fast it's not gonna be cheap or good, if you want it cheap, it's not gonna be good and fast.
mtnbiker66
10-21-10, 04:44 AM
....nice mullet dude.