10-10-10, 09:06 PM
An old biker plagued with a hemorrhoid goes to the doctor. The doctor gives him 30 suppositories and tells him to come back in a month. When he gets home and opens the medicine, he was puzzled as he had never seen a suppository before and didn't think he could swallow such a huge pill. His wife was equally ignorant about suppositories and says, "It's sort of soft - maybe you are supposed to melt them in you coffee or something?" So a month goes by, with this guy melting one every day in his morning coffee. He goes back to the doctor 4 weeks later and the doctor asks him how he was doing. He answers, "Well, Doc, not only did those pills taste bad - but for all the good they did me I might as well have been shoving them up my rear end."