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10-13-10, 07:21 AM
The cucumber, the pickle, and the penis were all sitting around telling each other how bad their lives sucked...
The Cucumber says, I got it really bad, when I get big fat and juicy, they're gonna chop me into several pieces and throw me onto a salad...
The Pickle says... "You don't have it that bad. When I get big, fat, and juicy they're gonna put me into a jar of vinegar, and leave me there for a year.
The Penis says, "That's nothing. When I get big fat and juicy, they're gonna throw a tarp over my head, put me in a dark room, and bang my head against a wall over and over til I throw up and pass out!"
The Cucumber says, I got it really bad, when I get big fat and juicy, they're gonna chop me into several pieces and throw me onto a salad...
The Pickle says... "You don't have it that bad. When I get big, fat, and juicy they're gonna put me into a jar of vinegar, and leave me there for a year.
The Penis says, "That's nothing. When I get big fat and juicy, they're gonna throw a tarp over my head, put me in a dark room, and bang my head against a wall over and over til I throw up and pass out!"