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10-22-10, 12:26 PM
Two golfers were out on the course. One of the men pulled out a cigarette and asked his friend for a light.
His friend pulls out a 12-inch BIC lighter.
The golfer says, "Wow! Where did you get such a large BIC?" Then lights his cigarette and looks at the lighter.
"Oh, my genie got it for me," says the first golfer.
"Your genie? You have a genie? Where is he?"
"He's in my golf bag," says the first golfer.
The friend says, "Can I see him?"
"Sure!" So the friend looks in the bag and out comes the genie. The friend looks at the genie and says, "I am your master's best friend. Would you grant me one wish?"
"Yes, just one wish," replies the genie.
So the friend wishes for a million bucks. The genie quietly goes back into the first golfer's golf bag without saying a word.
Pretty soon, the sky starts to get dark. Black clouds appear from every point of the compass, and the light starts failing.
The friend looks up and sees a million ducks flying overhead. He gets upset, and says to the first golfer, "What is the matter with your genie? Is he hard of hearing? I said a 'million bucks,' not a 'million ducks!'"
The first golfer replies, "Do you really think I wished for a 12-inch BIC?"
His friend pulls out a 12-inch BIC lighter.
The golfer says, "Wow! Where did you get such a large BIC?" Then lights his cigarette and looks at the lighter.
"Oh, my genie got it for me," says the first golfer.
"Your genie? You have a genie? Where is he?"
"He's in my golf bag," says the first golfer.
The friend says, "Can I see him?"
"Sure!" So the friend looks in the bag and out comes the genie. The friend looks at the genie and says, "I am your master's best friend. Would you grant me one wish?"
"Yes, just one wish," replies the genie.
So the friend wishes for a million bucks. The genie quietly goes back into the first golfer's golf bag without saying a word.
Pretty soon, the sky starts to get dark. Black clouds appear from every point of the compass, and the light starts failing.
The friend looks up and sees a million ducks flying overhead. He gets upset, and says to the first golfer, "What is the matter with your genie? Is he hard of hearing? I said a 'million bucks,' not a 'million ducks!'"
The first golfer replies, "Do you really think I wished for a 12-inch BIC?"