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10-05-04, 06:00 PM
A wounded American soldier in a battlefield hospital in Iraq tells the nurse: "How I wish I could kiss the American flag if I am going to die!"
Nurse, extremely touched by the soldier's patriotism:
"Actually, I have the American flag tattooed on my bottom. You may kiss my ass, if you don't mind it."
Soldier: "Of course I wouldn't mind it. Thank you for fulfilling my last wish as a patriot American."
The nurse took off her panties and the soldier kissed the flag.
Soldier: "Thank you, nurse. Would you be so kind as to turn around so that I could kiss Bush too?" :p
Nurse, extremely touched by the soldier's patriotism:
"Actually, I have the American flag tattooed on my bottom. You may kiss my ass, if you don't mind it."
Soldier: "Of course I wouldn't mind it. Thank you for fulfilling my last wish as a patriot American."
The nurse took off her panties and the soldier kissed the flag.
Soldier: "Thank you, nurse. Would you be so kind as to turn around so that I could kiss Bush too?" :p