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Gojohnnygo.
10-06-04, 01:37 PM
The Top 10 Reasons Trick or Treating is Better than Sex

10. Guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.

9. If you get tired, wait 10 minutes and go at it again.

8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.

7. You don't have to compliment the person who gave you candy.

6. Person you're with doesn't fantasize you're someone else.

5. If you get a stomach ache, it won't last 9 months.

4. If you wear your Batman mask, no one thinks you're kinky.

3. Doesn't matter if kids hear you moaning and groaning.

2. Less guilt the next morning.

And the #1 Reason Trick or Treating is better than sex.......

1. IF YOU DON'T GET WHAT YOU WANT, YOU CAN ALWAYS GO NEXT DOOR!


A.troll
10-07-04, 06:47 AM
Must be why I looooooove to go trick-or-treating!

:love:



I think this year I will go as a little devil!

capsicum
10-07-04, 07:51 AM
I loved trick or treating but I started being turned away cause the gonads around here think its for little kids only, I had the best makeup and costums too, so I started scoping out parties which aren't half as rewarding. Maybe I should make good on the trick part.

reason .99 Only one line and it almost always works, with instant results.


HereNT
10-07-04, 08:01 AM
so I started scoping out parties which aren't half as rewarding..

You should find a bunch of bikers around you and have a costrumed party ride. That would probably be a lot more rewarding.

Gojohnnygo.
10-14-04, 04:16 PM
Hello

capsicum
10-15-04, 08:49 AM
You should find a bunch of bikers around you and have a costrumed party ride. That would probably be a lot more rewarding.
Are there hot Bunnies AND lots of free candy? :D

HereNT
10-15-04, 08:51 AM
Of course!

You forgot the beer, though...

capsicum
10-15-04, 08:56 AM
Beer is a given.