Fifty Plus (50+) - I'm In The Club

I just qualified today. Is this a good thing or a bad thing?

I just qualified today. Is this a good thing or a bad thing?

I don't know. Are you a good person or a bad person? :)

Anyway, welcome to the lunatic asylum.

Where is your pie and what flavor do you like?

Club Tombay? Or the 50+ club? Either way welcome...you are among an elite group.

I just qualified today. Is this a good thing or a bad thing?

Does it matter? You can't go back even if you wanted.

It depends on the color of the socks you're wearing.

I just qualified today. Is this a good thing or a bad thing?

Consider the possible alternatives.

Welcome to BF 50+. It's a good thing.

It's all good. and this is a great group, so welcome aboard. No one gets dropped on this ride.:)
Oh yeah, and happy birthday kid.

Tell us about your bowel habits.

Different club TWL. ;)

I just qualified today. Is this a good thing or a bad thing?

Well, considering that the alternative is that you would be dead. I guess we'll categorize it as a good thing. :thumb:

Welcome. Did you bring us pie?

Tell us about your bowel habits.

Please don't.

Tell us about your ride(s), and what will be +1.

OK, no pie but definitely birthday german chocolate cake.

Did a double up cyclocross race over the weekend to celebrate, and survived.

And yes, the doctor is trying to get me to do an up periscope but since there is no family history, I'm thinking of doing the virtual version? (Is that close enough to bowel movements?)

OK, no pie but definitely birthday german chocolate cake.

Did a double up cyclocross race over the weekend to celebrate, and survived.

And yes, the doctor is trying to get me to do an up periscope but since there is no family history, I'm thinking of doing the virtual version? (Is that close enough to bowel movements?)

The colonoscopy is a very good idea, despite having no family history. It's the pre-cleansing that's a bit rough, but you'll get through that, too. Make sure you have a driver to bring you home, as the drugs will whack you out for a few hours. PG

Welcome abroad ColorChange. As an aside, did you do the spring ride out of New Glarus a couple of years ago with the Chicago group? As another aside, the problem with the virtual version-if they see something you will need to redo the prep.

Welcome, young initiate! You are about to be indoctrinated into the wondrous secrets of 50+ bike riding. Just remember that what happens within these walls stays within these walls! Or else we send out The Enforcers!

L.

I just qualified today. Is this a good thing or a bad thing?

Yes. It can be both. Depends a whole lot on your attitude and outlook on life.

Don't believe you- No pics of the bike and no Pie.

I will put together a portfolio of my bike stable. Give me a few days/week. Cervelo SLC-SL (road), Cervelo P3C (tt), Specialized S-Works Tricross Carbon (cross), plus others.

I will put together a portfolio of my bike stable. Give me a few days/week. Cervelo SLC-SL (road), Cervelo P3C (tt), Specialized S-Works Tricross Carbon (cross), plus others.

OK - but not good enough. What about the pie? German Chocolate cake doesn't quite hack it.

Well it should also coincide with things like a colonscopy and other general medical check up. Don't delay, its like your original question, good thing/bad thing. But its a real thing.

Admission to this distinguished group is definitely a plus! But the 50+ jersey orders "I THINK" just closed a few days ago. Next spring you can order one of these speed enhancing and "all the rage" bike jerseys. Keep watching for more. :lol::thumb::)

Welcome to the forum. Now you get to be just like us.:eek::innocent:


:D

I will put together a portfolio of my bike stable. Give me a few days/week. Cervelo SLC-SL (road), Cervelo P3C (tt), Specialized S-Works Tricross Carbon (cross), plus others.
Ahh, jeez, another roadie. Oh well, yer welcome anyway.:D

OK - but not good enough. What about the pie? German Chocolate cake doesn't quite hack it.

I'll take it, I'll take it!:love:

I'll take it, I'll take it!:love:

Traitor!! :)

I will put together a portfolio of my bike stable. Give me a few days/week. Cervelo SLC-SL (road), Cervelo P3C (tt), Specialized S-Works Tricross Carbon (cross), plus others.

If you shave your legs, you are perfect.

If you shave your legs, you are perfectly silly.

Fixed it for you :)

Oh yes, nicely shorn, ... all year.

The colonoscopy is a very good idea, despite having no family history. It's the pre-cleansing that's a bit rough, but you'll get through that, too. Make sure you have a driver to bring you home, as the drugs will whack you out for a few hours. PG

I procrastinated till 60. The drugs are good. (No.....not the laxatives.)
Went for a bike ride six hours after I got home.

Welcome to Fifty World. :twitchy:

"You can check out anytime you want...but you can never leave" ( Glen Fry?)

BTW, one unexpected benefit of this site is that we attract all the babes.

Virtual colonoscopy gives you a jolt of radiation and if they see something then you will have to go through the prep twice. So skip it.

Virtual colonoscopy gives you a jolt of radiation

Yeah, but with the radiation comes the chance of developing a Super Power of some sort.

Yeah, but with the radiation comes the chance of developing a Super Power of some sort.

Might that be a "Super POOP?"

Being on this side of the dirt is a good thing.

:50::welcome It's all GOOD as long as YOU bring PIE! :thumb:

And a big friendly hello to you : )

You can see that many here are fixated with their orifices and what goes in them and comes out - pie, scopes, fluids, tubes and etc.:D

I just ride and race my bike.:thumb:

It's all good.

I got an AARP card in the mail last night (even though I'm just 31). Does that make me eligible for your club? Actually, AARP has been sending me cards and literature since I was probably 25 or so. I think it has something to do with me having the same name as my grandfather even though he died 24 years before I was born and I have never lived in any town that he lived in.

Welcome. Have you had your colonoscopy yet? :rolleyes:

I think it has something to do with me having the same name as my grandfather even though he died 24 years before I was born and I have never lived in any town that he lived in.

You say you are your own grandfather? You are welcome here, then.
I'd recommend the psyllium caps to add some fiber to your system.

You say you are your own grandfather? You are welcome here, then.
I'd recommend the psyllium caps to add some fiber to your system.

It's possible.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYlJH81dSiw

Pie schmie. The new guy should bring beer. :D

All right, pick your poison.

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Pie schmie. The new guy should bring beer. :D

and pizza:D

All right, pick your poison.



Wow, I'm staying away from there. Well, maybe some of the salmon, please.

OK. Here you go. My favorite.

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Deep dish, you are definitely in. Note that deep dish is a pizza and deep section is a 58 mm rim.:D

All right, pick your poison.

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I'd dump that soda pop down the drain and fill the trays with cans of Yuengling. Just saying...

Pizza pie and beer!

YOU ARE IN!!!!!

Happy birthday!