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ilikebikes
11-12-10, 07:40 PM
A kids sitting on the toilet with a bad case of the runs, he yells to his mom,"Mom! I need some Viagra!" to which she answers,"Viagra?! What the hell do you need Viagra for?!" the kid replies,"Isn't that what you always give dad when his **** doesn't get hard?" :lol::roflmao2::lol:

bjtesch
11-12-10, 08:05 PM
The older man goes to his doctor and asks for a prescription for Viagra, and asks if he can cut the pills into 4 pieces each. The doctor says he can give him the prescription, but he won't get a full erection if he doesn't take the whole pill. The man replies that he doesn't want a whole erection, he just gets tired of peeing on his shoes.
fietsbob
12-23-10, 09:05 PM
As heard from a Teutonic Asylum for the Deranged ..
'Have your self a Gerry-Mental Christmas' ..

fietsbob
12-27-10, 10:20 PM
An English man an Irish and a Scot, go to the pub, and after being served,
a pint each, and go to sit out in the garden.

they each discover a fly has landed in their pint .. So ..

The English fellow asks for a new pint to be poured..

The Irishman lifts the fly out with a spoon, and discards the fly and resumed drinking the beer.

The Scotsman grabs the fly by the wings and starts shaking it vigorously,

and is heard loudly,saying " Spit it OOt,! Spit it OOt ! "

[imported this one from Scotland]