Jokes & Humor - Buying a drink for a real ****** Bag

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ahsposo
11-23-10, 05:43 PM
Thanks to GK for this one:
So, the bartender asks me what I'll have to drink.
I reply "A Martini, straight up with an olive. And I'd like to buy that ****** bag over there a drink."
Bartender asks the ****** bag what wants and it replies "Vinegar and water, please."
ahsposo
11-23-10, 05:45 PM
Thanks to GK for this one:
So, the bartender asks me what I'll have to drink.
I reply "A Martini, straight up with an olive. And I'd like to buy that ****** bag over there a drink."
Bartender asks the ****** bag what wants and it replies "Vinegar and water, please."
Damn! I'm sorry I didn't tell a nipple joke.
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