Jokes & Humor - Blonde (Essex Girl)

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hut27
12-13-10, 09:58 AM
The Bridge is washed out, The Brunette Cyclist shouts across the raging torrent to the Blonde Cyclist on the other side bank."How do I get on the Other Side?" The Blonde thinks for Minute, Then shouts Back"YOU ARE ON THE OTHER SIDE"


StanSeven
12-13-10, 10:12 AM
A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde.

The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated.

'What does it look like?' she finally asked.

The policewoman replied, 'It's square and it has your picture on it.'

The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. 'Here it is,' she said.

The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "OK, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop

CharlesP
12-21-10, 07:20 AM
Good one!!