Jokes & Humor - Wikileaks

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scrapmetal
12-20-10, 05:22 AM
If our government really wants to keep our classified secrets.... secret, they should have kept them in the same place that Obama's college transcripts and birth certificate are kept.


Keith99
12-20-10, 05:30 PM
If our government really wants to keep our classified secrets.... secret, they should have kept them in the same place that Obama's college transcripts and birth certificate are kept.

What god would that do? It would just mean once released right wing wackos won't believe them. The rest of the world still will.

scrapmetal
12-21-10, 12:04 PM
That's the joke, dummy. They are able to protect husajns secret, because those documents dont exist.


LesterOfPuppets
12-21-10, 12:51 PM
Good stuff on the subject from SNL


http://www.hulu.com/embed/znyIaVncjoFGwrqMZxSKZg

trackhub
12-23-10, 05:00 PM
If our government really wants to keep our classified secrets.... secret, they should have kept them in the same place that Obama's college transcripts and birth certificate are kept.

Oh man! :lol: You really should be a contributor to MAD Magazine.

gcottay
01-01-11, 04:34 PM
If our government really wants to keep our classified secrets.... secret, they should have kept them in the same place that Obama's college transcripts and birth certificate are kept.

Sorry chum. It's time to add another layer of tin foil to your hat to protect your brain cells from Faux News. President Obama was born in the US. He earned excellent degrees.

NoblePils
01-02-11, 06:30 AM
Come on now, be nice; everyone knows that President Obama's birth certificate is kept on the fake moon landing set along with his Koran, guarded by Elvis, Big Foot, and the crew that shot the fatal missile into the WTC. :twitchy: