Singlespeed & Fixed Gear - Can a Mormon missionary be called a hipster?

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The photo doesn't lie.

Does he even know what he'd riding? His companion has one too? did they get a 2for1 deal?

I saw some the other day, too! One was even all chromed out, LOL. Gave me a good chuckle. Used to seeing them on mountain bikes!

I wasnt aware they could even have cell phones, and i was raised mormon! MALARKY!!!

is that one of the bikes you can buy at urban outfitters?

http://christcycles.weebly.com/

I mean, if he really believes then he rides one of these.

bwahaha! isnt that the company that sells hi ten bikes modeled by vegan christian chicks?

at least he has his helmet (clipped to his backpack)...................

I saw some the other day, too! One was even all chromed out, LOL. Gave me a good chuckle. Used to seeing them on mountain bikes!

Urban Outfitters Fixxies are cheaper

Those are some really intrigue lugs...Raleigh?

That fork is BEATIFUL.

He has a matching tie to boot.

--looks at fork-- what????????????????

Yeah I saw the fork and couldn't even really articulate what was going on there.

Maybe it provides shock absorption or something.

I was being scarstic. I believe thats what people do to act cool? yes? or do we all just ride track bikes on the road.

We shall not underestimate him because of his bike, check out that ill one-hand not looking at where you're going technique he has mastered.

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with his pals.

+1 for the snazzy ties

Oh. Jeez.

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My gosh that would be hilarious to see. They probably do it to strike up conversations for sharing the gospel message. Or that's probably what they tell their mission leaders :P

That fork is BEATIFUL.

What was done, was seen.

"Excuse me, but did you know that Devendra Banhart is actually just like Jesus?"

I think it's awesome

So what kind of bikes are these? Its like someone ate legos and drank to much

Mormon undergarments revealed.
http://a2.zassets.com/images/z/1/2/2/1228262-p-DETAILED.jpg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tj9g9-0zeyY

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This picture makes me really uncomfortable.

WHOSE SIDEWALKS!?
http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/1138/mormonfixies.jpg (http://img221.imageshack.us/i/mormonfixies.jpg/)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNaHUxi6H-U

Mormons make good commercials though.

Huh? The moron church of ladder day saints?

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I don't understand what is happening here . . .




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tj9g9-0zeyY
This is so epic. :roflmao:

Even funnier is that I showed this to my brother, and he thought it was a real trailer. (Mm, Poe's Law (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe%27s_law).)

Damn whatever was posted is gone now. I feel like I missed out on some mo love

Damn whatever was posted is gone now. I feel like I missed out on some mo love

What? I dont think anything is missing.

Damn whatever was posted is gone now. I feel like I missed out on some mo love

Yeah man...you're hallucinating in reverse.

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If the missionary photo was taken in Logan, betcha he bought the bike at Joyride Bicycles!
Will just carrying his helmet get him to heaven sooner?

haha so you have been to the black hole located in northern UT then? Sorry, but it will eventually suck you back in. The pic was just found online, and is probably in cali. Of course i say that because its sunny there, and here....well we just got above freezing for the first time in weeks. And it was snowing.

I'm in st george... and those bikes are awesome. cell phone? either they're breaking some rule or aren't actually mormon missionaries.

is the fork backwards.

I saw some the other day, too! One was even all chromed out, LOL. Gave me a good chuckle. Used to seeing them on mountain bikes!

Maybe I saw the same guy. I've seen a few other Mormons on fixies lately, too.

Ahaha, dude! I was in San Jose when I saw them, too! It was a few blocks away from iMiNUSD. It probably was the same guy. Lol

I'm guessing they are just regular hipsters who thought it would be funny to dress up like mormons.

And when I say hipsters I don't mean real hipsters who go to bars and are friends with DJs, I mean fake hipsters who buy fixed gear bikes and drink PBR.

Huh? The moron church of ladder day saints?
just because you don't agree with mormon beliefs doesn't mean you have to put them down

Fork looks perfectly normal for an old road bike.

Mormon bikes are branded "Liahona".

I'm in st george... and those bikes are awesome. cell phone? either they're breaking some rule or aren't actually mormon missionaries.

is the fork backwards.

They get limited cell phone use sometimes! It's for their missionary business. They can't call family or girlfriends or anything like that.


Will just carrying his helmet get him to heaven sooner?

You might think that. But they don't actually need them. They can just zapp cars out of the way with holy lightning bolts from their fingertips.

just because you don't agree with mormon beliefs doesn't mean you have to put them down

I agree. I'm not a fan of any sort of organized religion but everyone is entitled to whatever they'd like to support or believe in without insult from the peanut gallery.

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