Foo - Would you rather?

Have 100 tarantula's crawling around your house or 1000 crickets jumping around in your bedroom?

Person to answer gets to think of a new would you rather.

I'd rather have the crickets jumping around in my house.

Would you rather be eating a bowl of nails or walk over a bridge made of cute little kittens?

Kittens.

Would you rather listen to country music or chew barbed wire?

Country Music

Would you rather walk to work barefoot in the snow, uphill both ways or ride a wally world mtb with two flat tires.

Ride.

Would you rather eat a pancake smothered with ketchup or wake up next to a cigarette smoking goat?

goat, i mean pancake

Would you rather burn alive or drown?

Burn alive then drown with the water they are using to put the fire out.


Would you rather eat a dead rotted dog or crawl naked on a hot summer day across a field of rotting human corpses?

Crawl. I can always take a shower. Or a hundred.

Would you rather open the door to see a 60 minutes crew waiting for you or find humiliating photos of yourself on the internet?

60 minutes...but then, it'd be on YouTube or other video streaming site sooner or later.

Would you rather read an article with all of the words spelled backward or the words upside down?

Upside down.

Would you rather pour tabasco sauce in your eyes or watch a weeklong marathon of Jersey Shore?

Tabasco sauce.

Would you rather watch someone shave their hairy backs for an hour or eat something that you're allergic to?

It'd have to be the shaving. I have no allergies that I know of.

Would you dance neked at the Super Bowl halftime show or swim the English Channel.

Swim the English Channel.

Would you rather eat broken up glass or slide down a slide into a pit of syringes?

Syringes...You've been watching Saw II?

Would you rather eat a banana split or a bucket of the Colonel's extra crispy? they don't all have to be nasty :)

What is this saw you speak of?

A banana split cuz I don't do extra crispy. Otherwise it might be a toss up.

Would you rather wear pink lipgloss or sparkly high heels to work all day?

Why did I come in right at a high heels questions. Too weird. :D

Probably lip gloss.

Would you rather have your child kidnapped, or be kidnapped yourself?

Why did I come in right at a high heels questions. Too weird. :D
Would you rather have your child kidnapped, or be kidnapped yourself?

You were waiting for it..you know you wanna.

That's a no brainer, kidnapped myself.

Would you rather have to sit on a huge block of ice nude or sit on hot scalding asphalt nude?

Anything nude is fun, so this is a very tough decision.

Let's go with ice, I guess.

Would you rather drive a school bus full of 1st graders or a charter bus full of senior citizens going to the casino?

Seniors, because they should know better.

Would you rather have someone scratch your vinyl collection or have someone punch "speedholes" on your bikes?

I must say, this thread tells a lot about what is in y'alls minds....:twitchy:

Carry on.

Speedholes...somebody's been watching the Simpsons :lol:
(speedholes in a Lexus would be an improvement)

Would you rather change a diaper on an orangutan or an unconscious Couch after he's had a 12-pack of breakfast burritos.

Would you rather change a diaper on an orangutan or an unconscious Couch after he's had a 12-pack of breakfast burritos.
I don't see a difference.

ooo ouch. ^^^

Would you rather change a diaper on an orangutan or an unconscious Couch after he's had a 12-pack of breakfast burritos.

The oranutan, I don't think they eat beans or chili sauce.

If you could only have access to one forum on BF, would you rather be in A&S or P&R?

P & R never been to A & S

Would you rather spend your life owning no electronic devices or never being able to eat sweets again?(as I sit here listening to my iPod and eating a candy bar...)

P & R never been to A & S

Would you rather spend your life owning no electronic devices or never being able to eat sweets again?(as I sit here listening to my iPod and eating a candy bar...)

Give up sweets

Would you rather keep it in and bare the pain, or let it out and bare the shame?

Let it out.
Would you rather be blind or deaf?

Deaf


Would you rather re-read every post by botto or burn in hell for eternity?

Read.

Would you rather make love to Sandpaper Sally (http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20061101075125AAiA1ot) or get hit in the head with Couch's used diaper.

Read.

Would you rather make love to Sandpaper Sally (http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20061101075125AAiA1ot) or get hit in the head with Couch's used diaper.

Ugh. I had to come in on this. The second and I'll hope that the diaper was closed. :twitchy:

Would you rather snort a shot glass full of pepper or a live bee?

Ugh. I had to come in on this. The second and I'll hope that the diaper was closed. :twitchy:

Would you rather snort a shot glass full of pepper or a live bee?

Snort the live bee. I've done it and it wasn't really that bad. Well, it probably was for the bee.

Would you rather drill holes in your own knees or watch a 'Sarah Palin's Alaska' marathon.

Palin, though that was a tough choice.

Kiss a corpse or swallow a live mouse.

Kiss a corpse. Done it. Bye Grandma.

Would you rather find a finger in a jar of mayonnaise or suddenly realize that the fried chicken you have been eating has fur on it?

Fur.

Would you rather have a concussion or a broken arm?

A broken arm. Concussions can be detrimental to future health.

Would you rather clean the bathroom with a toothbrush or kill your drill instructor?

clean the bathroom

Would you rather spell all your words wrong, or have no electrical lights or flashlights in your house.

spchel al mi werds wron

Would you rather only be able to make left turns in your car or walk backwards all the time?

spchel al mi werds wron

Would you rather only be able to make left turns in your car or walk backwards all the time?

Left turns in my car, although I'd be much more likely to take my bike.

Would you rather permanently lose 20 IQ points, or live the rest of your life with a nasty venereal disease.

lose 20 IQ points

Would you rather have perpetually wet hair, or perpetually wet underwear?

That's a toughie. Wet hair but I'd probably cut it realllllllllllllly short.

Would you rather only drink Tang or Yoo-Hoo for the rest of your life?

Would you rather zip naked down a superslide imbedded with razor blades into a pool of lemon juice or insert a 6 foot length of rusted barbed wire up one nostril and pull it out the other nostril?
The original tarantulas vs. crickets query by the OP made me think of last fall when I vacuumed no less than 21 full canisters of Asian stink bugs out of my basement. For a while, no matter how fast I worked, they just kept coming. They almost filled up desk drawers, closed storage boxes and any other place they could find a dark, cozy hiding place. I had made the mistake of keeping the slider door open for my dogs to come and go as they pleased. Since then, I bought and installed a real dog door that excludes insect vermin seeking a warm place to overwinter.

rusted barbed wire as the brain seems to occasionally have the ability to reroute itself around injurys, if I zip down a razor blade embedded superslide naked there are certain "bits and pieces" that will certainly be lost and will never grow back!

OK, Would you rather have sex with a total stranger once? or play a single round of Russian roulette?

OK, Would you rather have sex with a total stranger once?

Hell, when I was younger I used to go out for the night hoping that would happen. Even in these sexually paranoid times, I'll take that one Alex.

Would you rather squeeze the moisture from camel dung, then drink it or watch Dallas win the Super Bowl.

watch dallas win.....I really don't care who wins..

would you rather listen to country music or justin beiber?

country music.

Ride 100 miles at 25 F or 100 miles at 95 F?

100 miles at 25 deg F. I prefer the cold .... grew up in Saskatchewan.

Would you rather own 3 yappy Jack Russell Terriers, or 3 evil cats.

The puppies! :love:

Would you rather only be able to speak in a different language that no one understood or wipe your butt after #2 with your hands every time?

The singular language could be fun... I never put much stock in what comes out of most folks' pie holes, anyway. Be fun to make up your own meanings to what they say, and the looks on their faces when they try to decipher YOU... priceless.

Have all your skin blemishes removed with a branding iron, or sit through an entire session of Congress without voicing your opinion ONCE?

Have 100 tarantula's crawling around your house or 1000 crickets jumping around in your bedroom?

Person to answer gets to think of a new would you rather.

1000 crickets in my bedroom. I'd just sleep in the living room and wait until they all die..

Have all your skin blemishes removed with a branding iron, or sit through an entire session of Congress without voicing your opinion ONCE?

Close but I'd have to say Congress.

Would you rather receive 100 million dollars to never set foot in the US again (including never seeing your family & friends again) or receive 500 million but only be able to give it to charity?