Foo - The best and the worst of YOUR state.

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Conjugal visits AND kickass license plates in OK?! Hello road trip!

I'm moving to Utah !

We can be neighbors!

I can attest to the porn usage. And well being.

Hmmm, especially today, Indiana is the least green state. Today, we're white............lots o snow and ice.

Apparently, my contribution to society will be to hunt you down and incinerate your house/place of business.

Hmmm, apparently I'm a nerd and like to read books at the library. Come to think of it, I do have a library card in 5 different states.

Chicago was recently listed as having the worst traffic congestion in the country, and I don't think any other state can match our record of three consecutive governors being convicted of felonies for offenses performed while in office. So evidently we're good at being bad while stuck in traffic.

Hosts busiest airport hub. Faint praise indeed.

Hosts busiest airport hub. Faint praise indeed.

Hey, you also have most sickly.

We hunt little critters then burn our homes down trying to cook 'em. Great. ;0)

Colorado has the highest cocaine usage? Once again, I have the nagging fear that other people are having more fun than me.

we are, and so was Hunter.

The Good: Highest income sounds great but they don't factor in the higher cost of living here.Yes we make more, but we also have to spend more to live. Housing, food, fuel, taxes, etc. They giveth and they taketh away.

The Bad: Glad I'm faithfully married and don't have to worry too much about this.

Here in Colorado I'm not into the drugs personally, but I did ride my bike to work today. (Western Colorado is not getting the deep freeze today that Denver is.)

I used to live in Wyoming. Yes the air is wonderful. I thought the drivers there were better than in the crazies in Colorado. Maybe there were just less of them.

I grew up in Massachusetts. Yes, Masshole drivers. I went to college in Colorado though.

There came a mighty wind, stupid, but mighty, that smelled of tacos and beer and gunpowder and trucks.

Interesting. Colorado's best and worst is low obesity and high cocaine use. Correlation? ;)

Interesting. Colorado's best and worst is low obesity and high cocaine use. Correlation? ;)

It's not *our* fault Charlie Sheen likes to party here.:(

I think "Nerdiest" and "Most Library Usage" are both pluses :) Go OHIO!

I like Utah: high porn usage AND high wellbeing.

Robbery...perfect!

Nobodies speaking up for beastiality and lowest infant mortality. Hopefully because they are busy with their kids and not the livestock.

So evidently we're good at being bad while stuck in traffic.

Having spent two hours in a Chicago parking lot (labeled I90) at two AM listening to the cars toot "Shave and a haircut", I can attest to this.

Nobodies speaking up for beastiality and lowest infant mortality. Hopefully because they are busy with their kids and not the livestock.

There's a story to that

http://slog.thestranger.com/2005/07/or_perhaps_seat

So did the Farm Burea survey all the sheep in Washington?

Interesting. Colorado's best and worst is low obesity and high cocaine use. Correlation? ;)

It's the California transplants. I'm sure of it (in both cases) :rolleyes:

Definitely glad I've gone car-free since moving to Massachusetts, the drivers here do suck.

Here in WA we have the low mortality rate because we seem to bend over backwards and encourage people without jobs, morals or responsibilty to keep breeding. How else do you keep the voters keeping your party in office happy other than keep lining the palms of everyone with their hands out?
As far as the sheep go, well, we do have a lot of velcro gloves and rubber boots around here. :lol:

Apparently, my contribution to society will be to hunt you down and incinerate your house/place of business.

You're like my new hero! :love:


apparently I'll just read about you tho, if I can find the pocket protector where I left my glasses

Definitely glad I've gone car-free since moving to Massachusetts, the drivers here do suck.

Growing up, I thought the "Don't Blame Me, I'm From Massachusetts" bumperstickers were to explain the driving style

There's a lot of unintentional but possibly connected items in there.

Utah has the highest porn usage, but has the highest reported wellbeing. Washington has the lowest infant mortality, but that's 'cause they're doin' animals. Colorado does bunches of coke, and that keeps the weight down! South Dakotans don't take mental health days, but they certainly need to. Religion is fatal in Mississippi and Alabama. Wisconsin's high school graduates are partying a little too hard. Kentuckians are armed, but not against cancer. Ohio is the nerdiest and most well read, and in Ohio, one of those is apparently a bad thing. All the damn sunshine in Arizona is causing the residents to party with Wisconsinites. California, South Carolina, and Illinois are dreadfully bland.

Fun!

You left out that Lousiana has the biggest port and the most gonorrhea. Somehow I thnik those just tmight be related.

Here in WA we have the low mortality rate because we seem to bend over backwards and encourage people without jobs, morals or responsibilty to keep breeding. How else do you keep the voters keeping your party in office happy other than keep lining the palms of everyone with their hands out?
As far as the sheep go, well, we do have a lot of velcro gloves and rubber boots around here. :lol:

The big question is are the sheep running scared or are they happy?

New Jersey, the worst they could come up with is taxes? People don't kill themselves here, they just leave.

I take it Canada would be "all of the above".

The big question is are the sheep running scared or are they happy?

That seems to be specific to Enumclaw. If you're not squeamish, google something like enumclaw+beastiality or something like that. Unfortunately it took a certain incident to make them (in)famous and get the state to pass a law.

It seems that all of the ugly people in North Dakota have jobs.

My Sister's state (the state of Misery) is known as a political bellweather and bankruptcy. That's sounds ominous.

Nobodies speaking up for beastiality and lowest infant mortality. Hopefully because they are busy with their kids and not the livestock.

I was going to say something earlier. But after getting home from the neonatal intensive care unit, I was busy with my friend, Baaaaaabara.

That seems to be specific to Enumclaw. If you're not squeamish, google something like enumclaw+beastiality or something like that. Unfortunately it took a certain incident to make them (in)famous and get the state to pass a law.

Actually, that would be horses. And a tragic tale of death from a perforated colon. It wasn't the horse that died. I will leave the rest for you to fill in the blanks.

Actually, that would be horses. And a tragic tale of death from a perforated colon. It wasn't the horse that died. I will leave the rest for you to fill in the blanks.

I wasn't going to mention. Trying to be nicer for 2011.:p Figured I'd let the interested find out for themselves.

Air Pollution is the least of California problems.

Vermont, worst at INfertility and best in health. There is another correlation. But really Vermont roads suck. Lowest % of roads paved (I consider that good), but the paved roads are in disrepair. Maybe we should be the only place with a dirt interstate.

AZ is worst at alcoholism?! Does that mean we need to drink more?

CALIFORNIA:

Best - Weather hands down over any other state

Worse - just about everything else (high prices, expensive housing, high taxes, over crowding, bad traffic, air quality so forth and so forth)

CALIFORNIA:

Best - Weather hands down over any other state

Worse - just about everything else (high prices, expensive housing, high taxes, over crowding, bad traffic, air quality so forth and so forth)

Latest state budgets?

OK, I thought at first, before actually opening this thread, that you wanted OUR INPUT for our state...oops. Guess the report that Ft. Wayne was, a couple years ago, listed in the top ten 'dumbest cities' in the US was justified. Heck, just watch the drivers, you'll believe it!

Least green, I'll believe it; too many people think 'green' is wimpy here. Ditto for considerate, having ANY sensitivity toward your SO, being able to spell.....etc.

Most VP's from IN...hmmmm... Presidential impeachment insurance, a' la Dan Quayle? After all,........................

Latest state budgets?

what budget???

what budget???

Exactly.

Actually, that would be horses. And a tragic tale of death from a perforated colon. It wasn't the horse that died. I will leave the rest for you to fill in the blanks.

Was someone trying to upstage the tijuana donkey show?

CALIFORNIA:

Best - Weather hands down over any other state

Worse - just about everything else (high prices, expensive housing, high taxes, over crowding, bad traffic, air quality so forth and so forth)

ummmm Hawaii has you on the weather, Pam. I'll give you 2nd though. :thumb: