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Siu Blue Wind
02-04-11, 02:27 PM
Dan found a dead rat somewhere. I say he make jerky out of it. He says no. What do you all think he should do?

bigbenaugust
02-04-11, 02:28 PM
do it to it!
Connell
02-04-11, 02:34 PM
Have him do it, then post pictures of him eating it.

10 Wheels
02-04-11, 02:36 PM
Tastes like squirrel
black_box
02-04-11, 02:58 PM
That's disgusting, you don't know where it's been or what it's been eating. You should get your own from a breeder and raise it from young.
jdswitters
02-04-11, 03:12 PM
make jerky, sell as reindeer meet.

(J. Clavell reference)
TexasGuy
02-04-11, 03:28 PM
And thios is how the end of the world comes about by way of some unknown disease that spread through rat jerky.
StupidlyBrave
02-04-11, 04:20 PM
In Jersey, a "dirty rat" is not the same thing as other places. Just sayin'

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HardyWeinberg
02-04-11, 04:23 PM
If he killed it, but not if he just found it dead. Sheesh.
steve0257
02-04-11, 06:27 PM
Grind it up and put it in a wedding cake?
Tude
02-04-11, 06:33 PM
tsk tsk, ratty does not approve. ;)
CbadRider
02-04-11, 06:54 PM
Do it!!

This can make anything taste good:

http://www.fantes.com/images/12526smokers.jpg


** Oh, and make sure he cooks it at a high enough temperature to kill any nasty things that happen to be residing in said rat.
Alfster
02-04-11, 07:13 PM
If you guys insist on hunting rats, make sure you use all the parts. With enough pelts, you can make a pair of gloves, or even an hat.
sknhgy
02-04-11, 07:25 PM
Dan found a dead rat somewhere. I say he make jerky out of it. He says no. What do you all think he should do?

Since you asked, he should leave dead rats be. The hell's the matter with you?
TexasGuy
02-04-11, 07:28 PM
Since you asked, he should leave dead rats be. The hell's the matter with you?

They're probably thinking the same thing about you :p
sknhgy
02-04-11, 07:35 PM
They're probably thinking the same thing about you :p

No. They're too busy jerking their rat.
TexasGuy
02-04-11, 08:14 PM
No. They're too busy jerking their rat.

That should be a party foul right there.
gitarzan
02-04-11, 09:31 PM
http://www.free-gourmet-recipes.com/rats-recipes.html
Big_e
02-05-11, 10:16 PM
make jerky, sell as reindeer meet.

(J. Clavell reference)

What were the prisoners calling it? Rikus tikus?
MangoPumpkin
02-05-11, 10:19 PM
If you guys insist on hunting rats, make sure you use all the parts. With enough pelts, you can make a pair of gloves, or even an hat.


+1...just make sure to de-lice the pelts first
twobadfish
02-05-11, 10:28 PM
If you found it already dead, no way. That's a health hazard. If it's fresh, jerky away.
cyclokitty
02-05-11, 11:04 PM
I don't like jerky at all. Let the cat play with it.
Keith99
02-08-11, 05:29 PM
On the serious side. In an urban environment there is a reasonable chance a edad rat is dead because of poison.

Get rid of it.
TexasGuy
02-08-11, 05:41 PM
I don't like jerky at all. Let the cat play with it.

Your sig crashed my 3k beast of a workstation. I hope you're happy.
Shimagnolo
02-08-11, 05:48 PM
Dan found a dead rat somewhere. I say he make jerky out of it. He says no. What do you all think he should do?

Rat burger: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYwysaFx4vY&t=20s
Dannihilator
02-08-11, 05:56 PM
Even with the poll saying to make rat jerky, couldn't since the container that I threw it into has been dumped since then.
DannoXYZ
02-08-11, 08:20 PM
Damn!!! Rats make for some very tasty treats! Back in the home-country, we had these field-mice/rats that get up to 10-lbs! Amazingly tender and juicy roasted on a spit over a campfire! :)