Foo - !!!!!No Womenz Allowed Foo Thread!!!!!

This thread is only for the guys of Foo. No women from Foo are allowed to post in this thread. If you girls post in this thread I will contact jsharr and he will put a spell on you.

So, with that said, what say you Foo Doods?

Couch

My name is Pat. I also have friends named Chris, Tracy and Danni. We are allowed to post in this thread.

I'm still not showing you my socks.

My name is Pat. I also have friends named Chris, Tracy and Danni. We are allowed to post in this thread.

Apologize to me now Tude!

Sofa King

I don't want to be part of anything Foo that doesn't include the Ladies of Foo!

What were you thinking, Couch?

Apologize to me now Tude!

Sofa King

Trouble in paradise.....

Couch was probably looking for the Sausage Fest in Germany.

Couch was probably looking for the Sausage Fest in Germany.

Well, hello there sailor. Are you a Virgo?

Couch

*** Run Away ***
:p

Those emails that I get about erectile dysfunction. How do they know?

The Law of Probability. You see 100 in one men suffer from erectile dysfunction. Therefore they send the e-mails to everybody. It just so happens that you are one of the 100 in one men that suffer from erectile dysfunction.

This thread is only for the guys of Foo. No women from Foo are allowed to post in this thread. If you girls post in this thread I will contact jsharr and he will put a delicious bass on you.

So, with that said, what say you Foo Doods?

Couch

fify!

What you talkin' about Sofa-boy?

The Ladies of Foo are the best thing about Foo.

What you talkin' about Sofa-boy?

The Ladies of Foo are the best thing about Foo.

Why are you hating? This is a place for the guys to talk about fart jokes and other guy things. I'm actually protecting the girls of Foo from the filth that is in my....OUR...minds.

Couch

Why are you hating? This is a place for the guys to talk about fart jokes and other guy things. I'm actually protecting the girls of Foo from the filth that is in my....OUR...minds.

Couch

I'm starting to think you're using us as fodder for your amusement. How about you start us out so we can gauge the foo women's attack ... errr, umm, I mean 'response'.

Why are you hating? This is a place for the guys to talk about fart jokes and other guy things. I'm actually protecting the girls of Foo from the filth that is in my....OUR...minds.

Couch


I'm not hatin', just relatin' the truth.

I can fart and do other guy things like pick my nose and scratch my balls anytime I like without sharing it.

But I've got to come to Foo for Foo Goodness.

Can we discuss the Malawi Fart Ban?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1351174/African-country-set-make-breaking-wind-crime.html

I guess I'll take this platter of freshly baked cookies to another tree fort.

I am absolutely indifferent to 'niceties' around the 'fairer sex'; I will burp, fart, scratch, and talk 'blue' in their presence.

For those of you who are taken aback, I have three letters for you:

E
R
A.

Dirty Harry said it best in the 70's: "If she wants to be a lumberjack, she needs to learn to handle her end of the log." Equal pay for equal work doesn't include preferential treatment. Courtesy isn't an obligation on our parts, either, 'ladies'; when you EXPECT the doors opened, the chairs pulled out, the seat left down, etc., prepare to be disappointed.

Now -- Couch -- what's on your mind? Popping ass pimples, the thoughts you have about trimming pubic hair when it gets caught in the folds of your foreskin?

Just had a hotdog with Franks Buffalo Wing sauce on it, and some tortilla chips topped the same way. I just came in here to burp.

BURP!!!!!!!!

Might be back later to make more bodily noises.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBIC8JTQMMQ

Just had a hotdog with Franks Buffalo Wing sauce on it, and some tortilla chips topped the same way. I just came in here to burp.

BURP!!!!!!!!

Might be back later to make more bodily noises.

My cute Sicilian girlfriend makes more louder bodily noises than most guys I know.

sexy. dead sexy.

Yay!

Couch

This thread is only for the guys of Foo. No women from Foo are allowed to post in this thread. If you girls post in this thread I will contact jsharr and he will put a spell on you.

So, with that said, what say you Foo Doods?

Couch

You're as much of a Foo woman as I am, Love Seat. Yet here we are.

You're as much of a Foo woman as I am, Love Seat. Yet here we are.

Does this mean I have boobies? AWESOME!

Couch

Hmmm, I could have sworn I smelled cookies on page 1??? Now I want a cookie, but there's none to be found.

I'm in your thread, burping all over your posts.

Hmmm, I could have sworn I smelled cooties on page 1???

They have a smell?

This thread is awesome (NSFW)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYws8biwOYc

"...the most obnoxious guest up at the sausage fest, oh yes!"

Where all da women at?

couch kicked em to da curb.

I'm scratching my testicles right now.

Does this mean I have boobies? AWESOME!

Couch

MOOBS!!!!!!

Dude - there are Bros you know.

:D

So I guess Tude is the official Man Zone Mascot. In fraternities they call them Little Sisters.

Hi!

Couch

*peeks in*

*wrinkles nose at dirty sweatsock smell in room*

*backs out and closes door*

*peeks in*

*wrinkles nose at dirty sweatsock smell in room*

*backs out and closes door*


*walks in and exterminates room with robust sized can of Lysol*

*wrinkles nose at the feet smell still in room*

*backs out and closes door*


Mango or Siu - You want to make a go for it? Here's my card to Home Depot - go for the high tech de-smeller stuffs! We'll break ourselves in soon!

So anyways, who wants to fly to Malawi and see if they get banned?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MG0CVLBriY

I just like the sound effects and voices they give to the actors.

*peeks in*

*wrinkles nose at dirty sweatsock smell in room*

*backs out and closes door*

Go Away.

Couch

*walks in and exterminates room with robust sized can of Lysol*

*wrinkles nose at the feet smell still in room*

*backs out and closes door*


Mango or Siu - You want to make a go for it? Here's my card to Home Depot - go for the high tech de-smeller stuffs! We'll break ourselves in soon!


GO AWAY!


Couch

The Law of Probability. You see 100 in one men suffer from erectile dysfunction. Therefore they send the e-mails to everybody. It just so happens that you are one of the 100 in one men that suffer from erectile dysfunction.
I just want to say that when 100 men are in me, I too suffer from E.D.

So...we can look but not post?


Oops I posted.

I just want to say that when 100 men are in me, I too suffer from E.D.

*giggles*

So...we can look but not post?


Oops I posted.

Actually, it wouldn't surprise me if it was made with the sole intention of making women feel like they're not allowed, and thus making more of them want to come in.
I could be wrong, however.

What's this thread about Couch?

What's this thread about Couch?
Do you mean:

"What's this thread about, Couch?"

or

"What's this thread? About Couch?"

Either way, the answer is "yes"

I find it interesting that Couch almost seems excited at the idea of having BOOBIES......

I find it interesting that Couch almost seems excited at the idea of having BOOBIES......

Put a vote in for me being excited to have mewbies.