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02-10-11, 06:22 AM
This guys wife had been after him all summer to dig a new hole and move the out-house since the hole was nearly full up. He never got around to it and then winter came and the ground was too frozen to dig. He was at the town bar complaining that she was still bugging him about the outhouse and the guy next to him told him how to fix it.
“Get a stick of dynamite and first cut a small piece off and put a blasting cap with a short fuse on it. Then on the long piece put a cap on it with a longer fuse. Bury the long stick in the pile and put the short stick on top. Light them both and clear out. The small piece will blow first, lift the outhouse off the ground, then the long stick goes off and blows all the crap out of the hole. Then the house comes down and it is ready to go.”
That sounded like a good idea so he goes home and cuts a stick of dynamite into a short piece and a longer piece, puts on the caps and measure the fuses to what seemed about right. He buries the long one, lays the short one on top of the pile and lights the fuses and runs out to stand behind his truck.
Just then his wife comes running out of the kitchen and before he can stop her she runs into the outhouse and slams the door shut. The first stick explodes and the john goes up in the air, the second stick goes off and crap goes everywhere, then the outhouse comes back down – still in one piece. The guy is in shock and doesn’t know what to do.
Just then the door opens, his wife steps out, smooths her apron and then sees him staring at her.
“Boy” she says, “good thing I didn’t let that one go in the kitchen.”
“Get a stick of dynamite and first cut a small piece off and put a blasting cap with a short fuse on it. Then on the long piece put a cap on it with a longer fuse. Bury the long stick in the pile and put the short stick on top. Light them both and clear out. The small piece will blow first, lift the outhouse off the ground, then the long stick goes off and blows all the crap out of the hole. Then the house comes down and it is ready to go.”
That sounded like a good idea so he goes home and cuts a stick of dynamite into a short piece and a longer piece, puts on the caps and measure the fuses to what seemed about right. He buries the long one, lays the short one on top of the pile and lights the fuses and runs out to stand behind his truck.
Just then his wife comes running out of the kitchen and before he can stop her she runs into the outhouse and slams the door shut. The first stick explodes and the john goes up in the air, the second stick goes off and crap goes everywhere, then the outhouse comes back down – still in one piece. The guy is in shock and doesn’t know what to do.
Just then the door opens, his wife steps out, smooths her apron and then sees him staring at her.
“Boy” she says, “good thing I didn’t let that one go in the kitchen.”