Lance Armstrong to be Stripped of Tour Win
CNN is reporting that Lance Armstrong may be stripped of his 6th Tour de France victory. In a random check for foreign substances, authorities found
three substances banned by the French in Armstrong's Paris hotel room. The
three substances were toothpaste, deodorant and soap. Additionally,
French officials found several other items with which they were unfamiliar,
including a testicle and a backbone.

Yawn

This is at least the 3rd time the same joke has been posted here.

grow up

Ok someone make sure they mark that down.

This is the 684,382 time this has been posted. :D

His tittle? I know there's a good boob joke in there, I just can't think of one.

Tell Voekler he has no balls or backbone. Dumbazz.

hahahahahaha, that's great! Can i email your Lance joke to everyone I know?

His tittle? I know there's a good boob joke in there, I just can't think of one.
Connery: "I'll take famous titties for $200."
Trebek: "That's 'famous titles'!"

...

Connery: "Who is Dolly Parton?"

Old joke :)

Repost!!!

why do we keep falling for it? do we somewhere in the back of our minds have doubts?

why do we keep falling for it? do we somewhere in the back of our minds have doubts?

Who fell for it? When I clicked on it I knew exactly what it was going to say. :rolleyes:

His tittle? I know there's a good boob joke in there, I just can't think of one.
You know "Tittles" those things with Nippies on them. :D

Seriously; let’s give Cobra06 a break, he’s only just joined and this is his first post. He wasn’t to know this has been posted a dozen times before. Welcome to Bike Forums and don’t be put off because a few of us give you a hard time; keep posting

I secound that (these usually travel in pairs). Welcome Cobra06.

His tittle? I know there's a good boob joke in there, I just can't think of one.

I believe it was lost in translation from the French news. What it should have said was "Lance had STRIPPERS in his hotel room showing him their TITTIES"

Not "Stripped tittle"

LOL poor, poor newbie

Let this be a lesson to SEARCH before you post :)

He'll be fine, after he watches this informative guide. (http://draegonis.com/misc/posting.swf)

He actually brought his own strippers this time, because unless they had fake tans, fake boobs, and porcelain veneered teeth, it confused him as to whether they were real women or not.

Who fell for it? When I clicked on it I knew exactly what it was going to say. :rolleyes:

Notice that I got my tribute to Dave Chappelle extra post closed faster than even at GEA!

No, no, no! He lost a testicle. Not a tittle. Get it right!

:roflmao:
Alex Trebek: Mr. Connery, go ahead.

Sean Connery: The day is mine! I'll take Famous Titties for 400.

Alex Trebek: Titles, Famous Titles.

Sean Connery: Damn!

Alex Trebek: And the answer is: This movie title is taken from the name of the book "Gone With The Wind." Mr. Sean Connery.

Sean Connery: Dolly Parton!

Alex Trebek: Titles, Mr. Connery. Not titties.

Sean Connery: Not a fan of the ladies, are you Trebek?

Alex Trebek: Someone else, please. Mr. Sandler.

Adam Sandler: Why are you yelling at me?

Alex Trebek: You rang in. Mr. Cruise.

Tom Cruise: I know this, I got it. It's right up here. I got it, I know it, I know it, it's right up here. I got it [ beep ]

Alex Trebek: You don't got it.

Tom Cruise: No, you don't got it! Get it?!

Alex Trebek: Wonderful. The answer is Gone With the Wind. Gone With the Wind. All right, Mr. Connery, the board is yours, so I'll pick a category for you. Let's try the Number 10 for 200. In this category, the correct response to every question is ten. When I stop talking, just say ten. Ok, let's give it a shot. This is how many fingers you have. Tom Cruise.

Tom Cruise: Five.

Alex Trebek: No. Adam Adam Sandler: .

Adam Sandler: This one time I was out with my friends on a boat. And this guy on the boat was like Come to the back of the boat! [ Beep ]

Alex Trebek: Time's up. Time is up. The answer was ten. You have ten fingers.

Sean Connery: I'll show you a finger, Trebek.

Alex Trebek: Mr. Cruise, would you please pick.

Tom Cruise: Help me, Alex. Help me, help you. Help me, help you.

Alex Trebek: Thank you.

Tom Cruise: All right, I'll take Famous Titties for 800.

Sean Connery: Well done, laddie.

You know what? If you people can't even NOT argue in the humour forum, go away. I thought it was funny. Never seen it. :)

Oh, and the French can all go to hell. With their White Flag, even. At least, their Government leaders can. ;) Ah, maybe I shouldn't say that outside the politics forum. Whatever.

You know what? If you people can't even NOT argue in the humour forum, go away. I thought it was funny. Never seen it. :)

Oh, and the French can all go to hell. With their White Flag, even. At least, their Government leaders can. ;) Ah, maybe I shouldn't say that outside the politics forum. Whatever.


Midol will help this. :D






























It's a joke, OK? Laugh damn you, LAUGH!!!

Oh, and the French can all go to hell. With their White Flag, even. At least, their Government leaders can. ;) Ah, maybe I shouldn't say that outside the politics forum. Whatever.
Did you hear about the Frenchman when a flagpole fell on him?

There was a Tricolor Blood. ;) (That's a trickle o' blood to explain it for the MTB guys.) :D

Holy bejeesus! Is this story true?! Isn't anybody concerned that that a spine was found in Lance's room. Finding a testicle is odd, but then I thought, sure, maybe he keeps it in a jar for good luck or something, but the backbone, now that's wierd.

Who's Lance Armstrong?

Now ^^^THAT'S ^^^ funny! :D