Clydesdales/Athenas (200+ lb / 91+ kg) - My camera has a mind of its own

I have a few (male) friends whose sense of humor is every bit as warped as mine:D They've been wanting me to upload this to YouTube for months, but I totally forgot about it, plus I was a bit hesitant to do so at first. I told one of them about Bike Forums and asked him if he was sure I wouldn't get banned for posting this here, since he's been on the net much longer than me and I figured he would know. He said no. Now if this is a violation of the TOS please let me know immediately and I will remove it.

What happened is, I had just descended Donner Pass Road and was riding through a bumpy gas station parking lot. My camera was still recording and started to swivel in the handlebar mount. I didn't notice it until I stopped. Well, check out where the camera decided to come to rest:roflmao2:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSvv0izmr3Y

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nice:lol:

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nice:lol:
That is my reaction every time I watch this video:roflmao2::D I really hope I'm not violating the TOS by posting it.

OK, so when I read the OP I was expecting to see a guy's crotch but the alternate gender 'funny view' was equally funny - right up to the last seconds of the film when I choked on my drink here.

Brilliant! Comic timing FTW, even if completely unintentional.

That made my morning. :D Excellent! I also like that at the very end, when you correct the camera position, it's pointing at a toilet.

:lol::lol::lol:

I don't get it.

I don't get it.
Like I said in the OP and the video description, I had just descended a mountain and was riding through a bumpy gas station parking lot. My camera was attached to my bike on a handlebar mount, and it loosened and started to swivel in the mount. I was unaware of this until I stopped the bike. Just look at where the camera decided to stop moving:lol:

To everyone else, thanks:D:lol:

The camera was obviously designed by a male. lolol

The camera was obviously designed by a male. lolol
That's what I was thinking:lol: Or, the camera IS a male:roflmao2:

I had just descended Donner Pass Road and was riding through a bumpy gas station parking lot.

I think you should change that to "VERY BUMPY!"

I think you should change that to "VERY BUMPY!"
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That's what I was thinking:lol: Or, the camera IS a male:roflmao2:

It's a menu setting "Male POV"

I'm with bbeasley on this one...

Do you have any off-road video with that same camera?:innocent:

You're uploaded audition tape to Hooters has been successful. Please expect an immediate response from our male selection committee if it is deemed your qualifications match our criteria.

Yes, it seems our search team led by Mr.Beanz, iforgotmename, JonnyHK, CraigB, and Jethro56 has accepted your tape and will be reaching out to touch you shortly.

One dissenting vote by The Historian requires you to modify your tape or to show up in person so he may get a better look at your assets.

I would like to thank you for your submission and look forward to drooling at you soon.

Sincerely,

exile

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Why would that violate TOS? If you were in a sports bra only maybe... I thought it was funny though.

One dissenting vote by The Historian requires you to modify your tape or to show up in person so he may get a better look at your assets.



What, do you think I'm titillated by that video?

Why would that violate TOS? If you were in a sports bra only maybe... I thought it was funny though.
I thought that someone who is too uptight might complain. Looks like my worries were unfounded though:D

I thought that someone who is too uptight might complain. Looks like my worries were unfounded though:D

I'll complain....

Why did it take you so long to post this video? :beer: to watching a second time :eek:

I'll complain....

Why did it take you so long to post this video? :beer: to watching a second time :eek:
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The ending really made my wife and I laugh!

That is my reaction every time I watch this video:roflmao2::D I really hope I'm not violating the TOS by posting it.

If posting the Polish National Cycling team isn't a violation of the TOS, then this can't be....:thumb:

:D

What, do you think I'm titillated by that video?

I just figured you are a hands on kind of person ;-).

Very nice!

I was out riding with friends on a beautiful day, and we were watching the female runners for the same effect your video shows. One guy said "I love fitness women".

Very nice!

I was out riding with friends on a beautiful day, and we were watching the female runners for the same effect your video shows. One guy said "I love fitness women".
Thank you:)

I know it's not quite the same, but I do enjoy watching male cyclists climb, especially if I can hear their heavy brea...ok, I'll shut up now!:D:p

The sky blue color of your T-shirt really suits you.

Anybody here ever see "Amazon Women on the Moon"? That skit where evolution had moved women's eyes to their breasts.... too funny.

Thank you:)

I know it's not quite the same, but I do enjoy watching male cyclists climb, especially if I can hear their heavy brea...ok, I'll shut up now!:D:p

Then you would love to climb behind me, you can hear my huffing and puffing about a mile back.

I just figured you are a hands on kind of person ;-).

Well, I wasn't that impressed. Thanks to gynecomastia I have a better set. :-(

That must be one of those Russ Meyer cams ..... great taste. :)

Then you would love to climb behind me, you can hear my huffing and puffing about a mile back.

Hmm, I wonder if that's what happened to me yesterday. I ride my road bike with a Take-A-Look eyeglass mirror, and I noticed a rider come up slowly behind me on a climb. He sat there for quite a while before passing. Maybe he liked my heavy breathing:lol:

Too bad I'm not a Strong Climber yet. I could have stayed behind him and had a little entertainment:D:lol:

So awesome.

Thanks for the video, my wife and I laughed our butts off!!!

Thanks for the video, my wife and I laughed our butts off!!!

I didn't show the video to my wife. :)

I didn't show the video to my wife. :)

I showed mine only after I watched a few times. :D

I am so impressed with you girl. You can laugh at yourself and share with us to enjoy and enjoy I did! You are one fantastic gal. I bet you are so much fun to ride with. How do you manage to ride by yourself so much. You are definately one to cherish. If I were nearby, uh well you know. ;-)
Thanks again for sharing what happens to you on your rides good and not so much so. I so look forward to all your post.
How's that weight thingy goin? Join the weight ticker. It really motivates me . And posting on the Biggest Loser thread is awsome.

Do you have any off-road video with that same camera?:innocent:

X2.. on a fully rigid bike.. LOL The end was classic!

Got any vid of you riding on a trampoline? How 'bout a bmx park? Downhill mtbing after a day at the beach?

I am so impressed with you girl. You can laugh at yourself and share with us to enjoy and enjoy I did! You are one fantastic gal. I bet you are so much fun to ride with. How do you manage to ride by yourself so much. You are definately one to cherish. If I were nearby, uh well you know. ;-)
Thanks again for sharing what happens to you on your rides good and not so much so. I so look forward to all your post.
How's that weight thingy goin? Join the weight ticker. It really motivates me . And posting on the Biggest Loser thread is awsome.
Thank you:) I have been riding solo for so many years I guess I'm just used to it, being car-light and using bicycles almost daily. Sometimes it would be nice to ride with others, but honestly, I'm a bit intimidated by all the super-fast strong climber types that pass me on long climbs. If I rode in the clubs they frequent it wouldn't be any fun, and I would just be holding them up:(

As far as weight, on Monday I weighed 160, but today I must have gained some water weight back as I weighed 162 again. I really only think it's healthy for me to lose no more than 1 or 2 pounds a week. More than that and I will start to worry that I'm losing muscle. Not good when you're trying to become a Strong Climber:D

that was funny, thanks for making my day...

that was funny, thanks for making my day...
You're welcome:) I aim to entertain:D

I busted out laughing.

I busted out laughing.
Same thing I do every time I watch this vid:roflmao2:

Now I don't care who you are, that's just good video!

Now I don't care who you are, that's just good video!
:lol: Hmm, I wonder who this is?;);) (hump it!):roflmao2:

figured I'd keep ya company

figured I'd keep ya company
:lol:ya na na na, ya na na naaaa;)