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02-23-11, 05:37 AM
A little boy came down to breakfast. Since they lived on a farm, his mother
asked if he had done his chores. "Not yet" said the little boy.
His mother tells him he can't have any breakfast until he does his chores.
He goes to feed the chickens and he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows
and kicks a cow. He goes to feed the pigs and kicks a pig.
He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal.
"How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk in my
cereal?" he asks.
"Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any
eggs.
I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon. I also saw you kick the
cow, so you aren't getting any milk."
His father comes down for breakfast, and he kicks the cat as he's walking
into the kitchen.
The little boy looks up at his mother and says, "Are you going to tell him, or should I
asked if he had done his chores. "Not yet" said the little boy.
His mother tells him he can't have any breakfast until he does his chores.
He goes to feed the chickens and he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows
and kicks a cow. He goes to feed the pigs and kicks a pig.
He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal.
"How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk in my
cereal?" he asks.
"Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any
eggs.
I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon. I also saw you kick the
cow, so you aren't getting any milk."
His father comes down for breakfast, and he kicks the cat as he's walking
into the kitchen.
The little boy looks up at his mother and says, "Are you going to tell him, or should I