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Spiritinthesky
02-26-11, 01:13 AM
Yusuf Islam walks into a bar. He's feeling a bit down in the dumps because he's suffering from a bad case of acne - great big yellow zits all over his face - and decides to perk himself up with some comfort food. He studies the menu and then orders a big bowl of thick, creamy broth, which is one of the landlord's wife's specialities.

He's sitting there eating when Tom Jones walks in. Noticing his fellow songsmith at the bar, he walks up to Yusuf Islam, dips his index finger in the food and then sticks it in his mouth. After smacking his lips a few times, Tom Jones then turns to Yusuf Islam with a puzzled look on his face and says, "Hey, what stew, ***** Cat?"