Jokes & Humor - California Man Chilled while Riding Bicycle

San Clemente, CA

A 49 year old Mission Viejo man was
hit broadside by a speeding cold
front this morning while riding his
bike to work. He was chilled instantly.
"He never saw it coming", witnesses
said. His wife of 21 years sobbed,
"He always wore a helmet, but it didn't
keep him from getting chilled." No one
at the weather service could be reached
for comment.

ROFLMAO...... :roflmao:

Same here... Sent it to my friend who lives in San Diego and he was ROTFL as well. :)

Thanks for the encouragement, scarry and vtjim. My wife and I were also rolling on the floor laughing as I was writing and perfecting. Of course, it helped having a couple of glasses of wine first! Ironically, it wasn't really that cold riding to work this morning.

I wanted a way to gently discourage "Cyclist Killed" threads because to me they are negative, do not advocate cycling, and provide a fertile field for arguments. I hope many of you who read this feel the same way.
Tom

Are you guys (gals) old? Must be.. I seldom get old people humor. ;)

Are you guys (gals) old? Must be.. I seldom get old people humor. ;)

Yes, I'm the old guy in the article. Why not try your hand at some humor?

Tom

On the heels of a report of a Mission Viejo man who was chilled recently comes another troubling story of a San Clemente cyclist who rode down a busy street and turned into a Seven Eleven.

Commenting on this startling transformation his wife said, “He had a brother who a few years ago turned into a woman, but we never expected this. I’m afraid now people will say this is just a marriage of convenience”

Ending on an optimistic note she added, “It is nice to be able to get coffee and doughnuts at any time of the day, Grandma doesn’t have to go far for her lottery tickets, and we never run out of milk.”

Dave:

Ha!

- Baz

Are you guys (gals) old? Must be.. I seldom get old people humor. ;)

My son's the same. I try my jokes on him and all I get are blank looks.

Then again, he is only six years old, and still thinks farting on people is the funniest thing ever.

Would fart jokes be more to your taste?

Your wife's 21 years old and your 49. Goddamn!

no man, i think the phrase means she has been his wife for 21 years...

no man, i think the phrase means she has been his wife for 21 years...

She must've gotten married REALLY young then.

Your wife's 21 years old and your 49. Goddamn!

Hi Hooligan,

Mrs. JavaMan read you post and looked at your profile. She said to tell you:

The phrase "wife of 21 years" means she has been a wife for 21 years.
The phrase "21 year old wife" would mean she was 21 years old.

Pay attention in school, and please mind your language. :)

Tom

Then again, he is only six years old, and still thinks farting on people is the funniest thing ever.


Farting on people IS the funniest the ever.