Jokes & Humor - The Stranger
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02-27-11, 02:04 PM
Three women are returning to their Slovakian village when they spotted a man, obviously very drunk, staggering along in front of them. As they watched, he stumbles and falls face down in a mud puddle. When they walked up to him one woman turned him over to see if she recognized him. However his face is so thickly covered in mud she couldn't tell so she bent over and unzipped his pants. Observing his junk, she remarked, "Well he's not my husband." The second woman peering over the first woman's shoulder agreed, "You're right, he's not your husband." The third woman bent over to look and said, "He's not even from our village!"
02-28-11, 02:53 PM
Speaking of Slovakia:)
Country mom is updating her son on happenings at the village:
Our neighbor fell in a barrel of slivovice (home made plum brandy). They tried to pull him out but he fought them off and drowned in it. In the crematory, he burned for three straight days.
02-28-11, 06:00 PM
I hoped I'd get your attention with that "Slovakian" village bit.
I usually use Irish women in this joke but as a tribute to your many excellent posts, the change.
In company I tell it Irish. Can't do a decent Slovak accent. Of course I really can't do a decent Irish accent either...
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