Foo - i think I found couch

http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r162/jsharr/funny.jpg

and to make this worse, I hear that his steelers jammies are the footie kind.

excellent relocation of the cat.

excellent relocation of the cat.

Stop it!

Couch

i did not do that. chuck did that. chuck likes couch more than me. couch hates us both equally.

couch hates us both equally.

I hate you guys so very very much. :troll:

Couch

that one cat is a bit too friendly...

that one cat is a bit too friendly...

There is no such thing as pus*y that is too friendly.

What is that one cat playing with? Or is he biting?

What is that one cat playing with? Or is he biting?

Think back on your Anatomy 101.

:oh lord :roflmao:

What is that one cat playing with? Or is he biting?
Think back on your Anatomy 101.


She's toying with you. She knows that couch doesn't have one of those.

She's toying with you. She knows that couch doesn't have one of those.

hehehehehehehe <looks around for someone and runs!!!>

^I wonder who told Siu?

Tude. Oh wait. Did I post that out loud?

Tude. Oh wait. Did I post that out loud?

already planned ...

http://www.cat-alog.com/carriers/pet_carrier_cayman1.jpg

I hate you all!

Couch

I hate you all!

Couch

Even me?

What did I ever do to you. :cry:

http://pad3.whstatic.com/images/thumb/e/e4/Upload-6626.jpg/180px-Upload-6626.jpg

couch,

What you are doing is dangerous and could result in a lot of blood stains. I recommend you read this guide (http://www.wikihow.com/Trim-Your-Cat%27s-Nails), better be safe than sorry.

What is that one cat playing with? Or is he biting?

Let's just say it brings new meaning to the phrase "scratching post".

He caught it from some kitty next door.

Ah geez, I just realized what the kitty was toying with.

That's not a pillow.

Ah geez, I just realized what the kitty was toying with.

Pray for my doodle.

Couch

I shall say a Hail Mary for your dangly bits

I shall say a Hail Mary for your dangly bits

I wonder if that is a Roman Catholic Pope Appproved usage of a Hail Mary. :p

He caught it from some kitty next door.

Dammit dude, now I've got Cat Scratch Fever stuck in my head. That's not a nice thing to do to someone.

Hey, at least there wasn't a great white buffalo under those covers!

Hey, at least there wasn't a great white buffalo under those covers!

You've had that happen huh?

I shall say a Hail Mary for your dangly bits

Yay!

Couch

How does the CoC view dangly bit hail marys?

How does the CoC view dangly bit hail marys?

Stop stealing my questions.

How does the CoC view dangly bit hail marys?

If it helps the cause, the CoC digs it.

Couch

Stop stealing my questions.

Do you know what the CoC is in Foo vernacular, old newbie?

Do you know what the CoC is in Foo vernacular, old newbie?

Not that I'm aware of. I originally thought perhaps it was some short term form for something in Catholicism.

You've had that happen huh?

Yes, but I caught him in a stranglehold (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stranglehold_%28song%29).

Not that I'm aware of. I originally thought perhaps it was some short term form for something in Catholicism.

Couch is the supreme leader of his own religion, The Church of Couchology, but some say it is more aptly called the Cult of Couchology.

Couch is the supreme leader of his own religion, The Church of Couchology, but some say it is more aptly called the Cult of Couchology.

Hmmm, that must have happened during one of my lengthy absences. How dare somebody create a new religion or cult without involving me, the Great Skyping Pumpkin.

It was probably due to your absence that he felt the need or the possibility to launch a new cult.

Hmmm, that must have happened during one of my lengthy absences. How dare somebody create a new religion or cult without involving me, the Great Skyping Pumpkin.

I am the Profit (yes I spelled the correctly) of the CoC. I would tell you how to pronounce the CoC but I would get my hand slapped here. The Mods hate the fact that I'm always right.

Anyway, I will allow you to join the greatest fake religion of all time but you have to do what I say. The wisdom within this great religion will in fact make you a better person. All of your spiritual dreams will be reached, as long as you do what I say and when I say it.

I will post the 13 and 1/2 Tenets of Couchology in a few days. Peace be with you TexasGuy. I look forward to working with you in the future.

Supreme Rullah

It was probably due to your absence that he felt the need or the possibility to launch a new cult.

Remember, you are the Editor of The CoC. Be nice.

Supreme Rullah