Jokes & Humor - Charlie Sheen jokes... I'll start...

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genec
02-28-11, 07:03 PM
Before he evaporates like the mini black hole that he is, what about a series of Charlie Charlie Sheen facts, like Chuck Norris facts... Like for instance:

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It is not true that Charlie hires pornstars. Pornstars hire him.

Charlie is starting a new career in Science, (it seems that there are some things that you cannot get a lab rat to do).

Charlie is giving the A.A. another reason to remain "annonymous".

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OK, your turn.

DX-MAN
02-28-11, 10:36 PM
AA has announced the addition of a 13th step to their former 12-step program. STEP 13: Bi*ch-slap Charlie Sheen.
trackhub
03-01-11, 06:11 PM
Statement: Disneyland was closed to the public Sunday night for Miley Cyrus' Sweet 16 party.
Punchline: In related news, the Mustang Ranch will be shut down next Friday for a birthday celebration for Charlie Sheen!

(I googled it. Sorry.)

Garilia
03-04-11, 03:11 PM
Q: What did Charlie Sheen say to the porn star with 2 black eyes?
A: Nothing he already told her twice!
earth2pete
03-08-11, 09:05 AM
This actually happened in a television interview I saw:

Charlie was asked in the interview about the influence of drug use around his children. He replied that he always went somewhere else to indulge, away from the kids.

In the following question, Charlie was asked if he thought his employer had the right to fire him for doing something illegal. "It's not illegal unless I admit to doing it," Charlie replied.

:twitchy:
ahsposo
03-08-11, 11:29 AM
http://i871.photobucket.com/albums/ab280/ahsposo/Mike%20Luckovich/mike030320111.jpg

http://i871.photobucket.com/albums/ab280/ahsposo/Mike%20Luckovich/mike03042011.jpg

Just a note of explanation: The "Birther" cartoon is a response to one of the State of Georgia's representatives proposed bill to require all U.S. Presidential candidates on the ballot in the state of Georgia to produce a "long form" birth certificate, what ever that is. Heck, I was born in this backwater state and I don't think I've got one of those. When some member of the Greedy Old Party realized that John McCain doesn't have a U.S. birth certificate (he was born in Panama) support dwindled rapidly.
colorider
03-08-11, 12:07 PM
This actually happened in a television interview I saw:

Charlie was asked in the interview about the influence of drug use around his children. He replied that he always went somewhere else to indulge, away from the kids.

In the following question, Charlie was asked if he thought his employer had the right to fire him for doing something illegal. "It's not illegal unless I admit to doing it," Charlie replied.

:twitchy:

That's the problem with Charlie Sheen jokes. The truth is even crazier
ahsposo
03-10-11, 04:36 PM
Sent by a friend...

http://i871.photobucket.com/albums/ab280/ahsposo/Mike%20Luckovich/HalloweenCostume.jpg
sclerotherapy
03-16-11, 04:10 AM
ha ha ha :P
ahsposo
03-16-11, 07:50 AM
http://i871.photobucket.com/albums/ab280/ahsposo/Mike%20Luckovich/mike03152011.jpg
HigherGround
03-17-11, 01:13 AM
Sent by a friend...

http://i871.photobucket.com/albums/ab280/ahsposo/Mike%20Luckovich/HalloweenCostume.jpg

The best one yet! :lol:
Val
03-21-11, 05:45 PM
Q: How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do?
A: Enough to kill two and a half men.
Broskey
03-23-11, 02:19 PM
Q: Why is Charlie Sheen suing the Japanese Tsunami?
A: Because it's replacing him as the biggest disaster on TV!

source: http://www.jokes4us.com/celebrityjokes/charliesheenjokes.html

Haha, these are all to funny!