Foo - Jack Russell Mixes are pure EVIL!

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Couch
03-05-11, 07:15 AM
http://i637.photobucket.com/albums/uu92/couch_incident/stupiddog.jpg

This is Marley. She is one of the rat dogs my parents are watching this weekend. She looks nice in this picture but let me tell you, this dog is pure effing evil.

Anyway, she has tried warming up to me this morning but I know her little game. She's waiting for me to let my guard down only to pounce on me when she senses fear. Pray for Couch.

Couch


MangoPumpkin
03-05-11, 07:16 AM
You leave that poor wittle thang alone.

Couch
03-05-11, 07:18 AM
You leave that poor wittle thang alone.

I've been nothing but nice to this little dog! Last night, she attacked me for breathing!

Couch


Alfster
03-05-11, 07:31 AM
The first time she licks your face, you won't be able to give her up.

MangoPumpkin
03-05-11, 07:39 AM
I've been nothing but nice to this little dog! Last night, she attacked me for breathing!

Couch

It's probably the bacon you have hidden in your sock.

Couch
03-05-11, 07:41 AM
The first time she licks your face, you won't be able to give her up.

No.

Couch

Tude
03-05-11, 10:02 AM
Ming attacked my feet all morning. :D and she has a new playtime activity - latching onto your sock and dragging it off.

When are you coming up here? :D

Siu Blue Wind
03-05-11, 11:30 AM
Don't worry, I'll send my cat over to protect you. Sakima will kick that dog's little butt.

longbeachgary
03-05-11, 11:32 AM
My mother-in-law calls them Jack Russel Terrorists

AngelGendy
03-05-11, 12:34 PM
You need to get a Chihuaha mix, it will make you appreciate your Jack....


http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v369/angelpena/?action=view&current=DSCF2085.mp4

Alfster
03-05-11, 12:45 PM
No.

Couch

How can you not love Jacks???

http://khizmet.com/Bikes/Siren3.jpg

TexasGuy
03-05-11, 12:46 PM
Ming attacked my feet all morning. :D and she has a new playtime activity - latching onto your sock and dragging it off.

When are you coming up here? :D

That could be quite useful.

kenji666
03-05-11, 12:48 PM
The first time she rips off your face, you won't be able to give her up.

Fixed.

Alfster
03-05-11, 12:52 PM
Fixed.

These little guys don't rip off your face. They're gentle doggies.

http://khizmet.com/Bikes/Turbo5.jpg

Alfster
03-05-11, 12:58 PM
http://www.khizmet.com/Bikes/russell%20play%20fight.jpg
Oops, how'd that one get in there :o

skijor
03-05-11, 02:29 PM
It's probably the bacon you have hidden in your sack.

a logical conclusion :innocent:

____asdfghjkl
03-05-11, 02:42 PM
it looks pretty evil in that picture

TexasGuy
03-05-11, 02:43 PM
Either that or really rough french kissing.

skijor
03-05-11, 02:52 PM
Nah, he's saying "Get outta my face bacon breath"

TexasGuy
03-05-11, 02:58 PM
Nah, he's saying "Get outta my face bacon breath"

No way, If he had bacon breath that would definitely induce aggressive French Kissing.

____asdfghjkl
03-05-11, 02:59 PM
is that what you look like when you french kiss aggressively?

Couch
03-05-11, 03:07 PM
I see noone has prayed for me. Thanks alot folks!

Couch

TexasGuy
03-05-11, 03:10 PM
I see noone has prayed for me. Thanks alot folks!

Couch

Prayers are for the weak. Are you weak?

TexasGuy
03-05-11, 03:11 PM
is that what you look like when you french kiss aggressively?

If I looked as cute as those 2 puppies I'd probably have a gf :p So, I think that answer is no.

Sixty Fiver
03-05-11, 03:13 PM
I cannot believe that this came as a surprise... that Jack Russell terriers are pure effing evil.

TexasGuy
03-05-11, 03:17 PM
The internet says that you should discontinue with such slanderous verbage 65er.

Alfster
03-05-11, 03:21 PM
I cannot believe that this came as a surprise... that Jack Russell terriers are pure effing evil.

Whoa there, that's not what couch was saying at all. He specifically said Jack Russell MIXES are evil :rolleyes: Jack Russell purebreds are sweet as pie. Now if you'll excuse me I have to feed my dogs before they ... :twitchy:

____asdfghjkl
03-05-11, 03:26 PM
but what about the jack russell terrier: Jesse?
awh

Couch
03-05-11, 04:39 PM
Why come to us in the first place if you already knew we were alot folks?

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_D_Z-D2tzi14/S8TTPQCPA6I/AAAAAAAACwA/ZHZH-Bi8OmI/s1600/ALOT2.png

Shut up!

Couch

Couch
03-05-11, 04:40 PM
http://i637.photobucket.com/albums/uu92/couch_incident/S1370005.jpg

See! Pure Evil.

Couch

Alfster
03-05-11, 05:15 PM
Are you kidding me! That's one cute Jack Russell!!! Bet her tail was wagging when you took this shot.

Couch
03-05-11, 05:25 PM
Are you kidding me! That's one cute Jack Russell!!! Bet her tail was wagging when you took this shot.

Oh, she's cute and all. However, she just tried to snag my Lobster!

Couch

Alfster
03-05-11, 05:30 PM
Oh, she's cute and all. However, she just tried to snag my Lobster!

Couch

You can't blame her, lobster is natural prey to Jacks.

skijor
03-05-11, 05:43 PM
Oh, she's cute and all. However, she just tried to rock my Lobster!

Couch

euphemism'd ify