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04-02-11, 04:04 PM
An English major is forced to graduate after six years as an undergrad and four post-grad years. He goes job hunting.
He finally lands a job as a school bus driver for kids with special needs.
He shows up to work his first day and is given a route and shown his bus.
The bus is enthusiastically decorated with the characters from the kids show "Sesame Street" and is a short one.
At his first stop two very fat girls board the bus and the driver checks his route sheet and notes they both are named Patty.
The next stop is for a very intellectually challenged boy named Ross.
Then he stops for a boy who loudly announces as he boards the bus "Hey, Mr. Bus Driver! I'm Lester T. and my feet are killing me!"
This kid plops down in the front seat, removes his shoes and socks and shows the bus driver these enormous bunions growing on his feet. To the bus drivers disgust he starts picking at these growths with gusto.
"That's it! I quit" says the bus driver and he runs from the bus.:notamused:
Later he's picked up by the police and charged with child endangerment. The cops are baffled by his behavior toward these poor children. "Why?" they want to know.
"It was just too much" he says "I mean I just couldn't handle it!"
"What, those poor kids?"
"No, the thought of two obese Pattys, special Ross and Lester T. picking bunions on a Sesame Street bus!"
He finally lands a job as a school bus driver for kids with special needs.
He shows up to work his first day and is given a route and shown his bus.
The bus is enthusiastically decorated with the characters from the kids show "Sesame Street" and is a short one.
At his first stop two very fat girls board the bus and the driver checks his route sheet and notes they both are named Patty.
The next stop is for a very intellectually challenged boy named Ross.
Then he stops for a boy who loudly announces as he boards the bus "Hey, Mr. Bus Driver! I'm Lester T. and my feet are killing me!"
This kid plops down in the front seat, removes his shoes and socks and shows the bus driver these enormous bunions growing on his feet. To the bus drivers disgust he starts picking at these growths with gusto.
"That's it! I quit" says the bus driver and he runs from the bus.:notamused:
Later he's picked up by the police and charged with child endangerment. The cops are baffled by his behavior toward these poor children. "Why?" they want to know.
"It was just too much" he says "I mean I just couldn't handle it!"
"What, those poor kids?"
"No, the thought of two obese Pattys, special Ross and Lester T. picking bunions on a Sesame Street bus!"