Foo - RubenX(TM) is alive and well... with some stories to tell....

Oh well, where I begin.

Outsourcing @ work is near. Outsourcing Survival plans have been put in effect, taking most of my fora-wora time, priorities you know. It all should go well, financially... lots of changes but doable.

Fiance change jobs and have more time to spend together... meaning less foo and more....

Which leads me to the big news: We are pregnant!
Nine weeks in...

Ergo I wanna hurry up previous plans of asking father for hand in marriage, get ring, propose, get married, etc... the whole chibang.

...Also, during recent storm force winds, big gigantic tree fell down from neighbor yard into Rube's yard, taking down power lines. HUGE freaking tree, as big as the house. We are OK tho, and no damage to the structure. Just no power/internet/phone for a few days.... a bored Rube' with bored Rube(TM) kids, bored pregnant girlfriend with even more bored Rube(TM) fetus inside... lots of boredom. I'm glad power is back.

I'm still smoke free and enjoying the savings, OMG I was wasting a lot of money. Oh and evil bankers are garnishing 16% effing percent of my wages.... apparently they got tired of mah claiming to be broke and not paying the student loans... bastards!

Other than that, Rube is bored.

Have a cuppa Bustelo.

Congrats on the successful breeding effort.

Congrats on the upcoming Rube(TM).

If your fiancee is pregnant, you weren't bored all the time. Congratulations!

Dude, reproducing again?

Congrats on the new Rube baby! You'll wish you were bored while you plan the wedding and prepare for the new baby. Get your naps while you still can, Ruben.

Congrats Ruben....even cuter Rube chillunz on the way. If that's even possible. :)

If your fiancee is pregnant, you weren't bored all the time. Congratulations!

Well, sometimes you just close your eyes and think of England.

Place your bets on the total number of children, termination date, and number of Foo threads generated by Ruben's Marriage II(TM). ;)

Place your bets on the total number of children, termination date, and number of Foo threads generated by Ruben's Marriage IV(TM). ;)

Fixed for ya

........and the legacy lives on...................

Rubennnnnnnnnnnnnnn --- Congrats!!!!!

I truly believe the guy is creating his own civilization down there......" Rubetopia."

........and the legacy lives on...................

Yep. He's spawnin' again...























RUBEN IS HAVING SEX!!!!!! EWwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!! :twitchy::twitchy::twitchy::twitchy::twitchy:

I truly believe the guy is creating his own civilization down there......" Rubetopia."

How long until they start protesting their king and become the victim of a "military action"?

If it's a boy, name him Rube Paul. If it's a girl, Rube Tuesday.

Rube,have you ever considered Salt Lake City,Utah?

Well I knew there'd be a story or 2, congrats! Better let us know if it was the Cafe Bustello that lead to another Rube(TM) kids or a few more of us are going to be in for more surprises in about a month.

Rubinos y Rubinas para todo!!!!!!!

Yep. He's spawnin' again...
RUBEN IS HAVING SEX!!!!!! EWwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!:twitchy::twitchy::twitchy::twitchy::twitchy:
Haha, whenever someone tells me they are pregnant, the first thing I think is not usually "oh, they had sex," but "ewwwww, they actually had sex with [partner]?????" I am sure someone thought the same thing about my wife/me both times we got the preggers, too, though, so fair is fair....

Happy Spawning Rube!!!!

Haha, whenever someone tells me they are pregnant, the first thing I think is not usually "oh, they had sex," but "ewwwww, they actually had sex with [partner]?????" I am sure someone thought the same thing about my wife/me both times we got the preggers, too, though, so fair is fair....

Me too. I thought I was just weird. Now I'm happy to know that I'm still weird - but with company.

When someone tells me they're having a boy, I like to say "Ohhh...that means you have a penis inside of you right now!!!"

The creep factor coupled with their facial expressions is priceless.

When someone tells me they're having a boy, I like to say "Ohhh...that means you have a penis inside of you right now!!!"

The creep factor coupled with their facial expressions is priceless.
Ah, yes, I even said that to my own wife a few times (both kids are boys). I would not recommend it, by the way.

I also told her that now my friends know....never mind.

Ah, yes, I even said that to my own wife a few times (both kids are boys). I would not recommend it, by the way.

I also told her that now my friends know....never mind.

You don't get to stop there! Tell!

You don't get to stop there! Tell!
Oh, like "at least my friends know she puts out."

AND

I said to her mother, "I think this one is mine this time." That didn't go over too well, either.

AND

When someone asks her when she was due or said "congratulations" I stood behind her shaking my head as if to say "she's not actually pregnant."

OR

For some reason, with both boys, people kept thinking they were girls, even though they were in standard blue and looked like boys. I never corrected them. Then when people would ask what their names were, I would make up girls' names so I wouldn't embarrass the stranger who thought they were girls.

Ya, I may come across as immature here, but, really, that's about it. I am pretty boring otherwise.


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Oh, like "at least my friends know she puts out."

AND

I said to her mother, "I think this one is mine this time." That didn't go over too well, either.

AND

When someone asks her when she was due or said "congratulations" I stood behind her shaking my head as if to say "she's not actually pregnant."

OR

For some reason, with both boys, people kept thinking they were girls, even though they were in standard blue and looked like boys. I never corrected them. Then when people would ask what their names were, I would make up girls' names so I wouldn't embarrass the stranger who thought they were girls.

Ya, I may come across as immature here, but, really, that's about it. I am pretty boring otherwise.


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Those are hilarious. I especially like the penultimate one.