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Tom Stormcrowe
04-03-11, 01:01 PM
It was fun being a baby boomer... until now.

Some of the artists of the 60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers:

They include:

Herman's Hermits --- Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker.

Ringo Starr ------------ I Get By With a Little Help From Depends.

The Bee Gees -------- How Can You Mend a Broken Hip ?

Bobby Darin ------------ Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash.
Roberta Flack ---------- The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face.

Johnny Nash ----------- I Can't See Clearly Now !

Paul Simon -------------- Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver

The Commodores ----- Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom.

Marvin Gaye ------------- Heard It Through the Grape Nuts.

Procol Harem ----------- A Whiter Shade of Hair!

Leo Sayer --------------- You Make Me Feel Like Napping.

The Temptations ----- Papa's Got a Kidney Stone.

ABBA --------------------- Denture Queen!

Tony Orlando ---------- Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall.

Helen Reddy ----------- I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore!

Leslie Gore ------------- It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want Too !&nbs p;

And my favorite:

Willie Nelson ----------- On the Commode Again!!


trackhub
04-05-11, 05:43 PM
Heh-heh! Excellent! :lol: