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scrapmetal
04-06-11, 09:31 AM
The world was stunned by the news today of the death of the ENERGIZER BUNNY. He was six years old. Authorities believe that the death occurred at approximately 8:42 PM last evening.

Best known as the irritating pink bunny that kept going and going and going, "Pinkie", as he was known to his friends and relatives was alone at the time of death.

An emergency autopsy was performed early this morning. Chief Medical Examiner, Dr. Dura Cell, concluded that the cause of death was acute cardiac arrest induced by sexual over-stimulation.

Apparently, someone had put Mr. Bunny's batteries in backwards, and he kept coming, and coming, and coming!!!!


ahsposo
04-08-11, 05:24 PM
Badda-bing!

I hope they dispose of him properly.

greyghost_6
05-11-11, 03:02 AM
Rabbits are used to...coming and coming :D