Mountain Biking - Mountain Biking Team Names

Hey, i have a team that is referred to at the moment known as the EMBT ( Essex MTN BIKING Team)
Essex is my town. i think its quite boring and was wondering if you guys could help me out as to pick a good name or nickname for my team. we do racing,dirt jumping, and balance courses. Any ideas?


If you need reference, heres our old site, new site coming spring 2005.

www.embt.cjb.net

Bike: A mountain bike with front suspension ONLY. Also must be one of the following brands:

TREK, SPECIALIZED, CANNONDALE, GIANT, or KONA
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That really made me laugh man, omg hahahahhaha
I understand though, you've never seen the light....but I hope you see it soon. I can come up with a few names too! Omg!!!

Oh my, I can be a member of the team! No thanks, but I prefer being a privateer.

why whats so funny? what did i do wrong? I don't want riders on my course or team with shi**y bikes thats all. I don't want people with no name brands like moongoose or vertical or any of those crappy bikes.

How about "The Dirty Hustlers"?

hmmm thats a good one. any other ones guys? or my team is the Dirty Hustlers

Well my bike must suck because its not on the list, Haro must suck too...........along with Intense, Foes, Ventana and so on. What does the bike matter, I know a kid that rides a Huffy thats better than you guys.

yeah ok whatever. im talkign about people like me WHO CAN"T AFFORD TOP BIKES. It matters to me. Please me polite and not so rude in forums like this. its really annoying and really rude. Respect your fellow members and riders. thank you.


-Ben

No prob, what do you think im here for?

What kind of racing you going to be doin......XC or DH. I live about an hour from you, id love to see what youre team is like :D

XC. If you wanna come and check us out, we'll be racing in May 2005.-Sept. 2005

if you want more details, post in the forum on my site. thank you

I already did. I wanna race XC a bit more on my 45lb Bullit, that race was funnn.

I already did. I wanna race XC a bit more on my 45lb Bullit, that race was funnn.

Stop complaining, go to the damn weight room and ride your 45lb. bullit without the b*tchin. Or just drill holes randomly in the frame and get some 1.0" XC tires and a new 80mm fork and STFU!

......Im not complaining, I did a XC race on my bike. Trust me, I dont need to hit the weight room.

......Im not complaining, I did a XC race on my bike. Trust me, I dont need to hit the weight room.
:rolleyes: It was a joke.

I figured the sarcasm in the second half of the post would give it away....

Its the interweb!!!!11 I cant tell watz sarcazem n' watz knot.

How about "The Dirty Hustlers"?

NO, you thought you tricked me but you didn't. thats a wrong name for this forum and this thread. i'm no *****. thanks anyway!

My haro cost me $500 and it is front suspension only, but thats somewhat besides the point, how about "The Racists" :D just kiddin man, umm Im not to good at making serious names. So how about Team Essex?

How about "The Dirty Hustlers"?

NO, you thought you tricked me but you didn't. thats a wrong name for this forum and this thread. i'm no *****. thanks anyway!

If you are referring to me, i'm glad to see that it took you slightly less than a month to figure it out :rolleyes: .

If you are referring to me, i'm glad to see that it took you slightly less than a month to figure it out :rolleyes: .
:roflmao:

Team Jr. High.

Or Team 13, for the average age of the members.

Or you could become the official Essex Junior High School Mountain Bike club.

Or Team 13, for the average age of the members.

Then people will think they ripped off Burton.

How's about "The Degrassi Racers!". It doesn't really have anything to do with biking, just junior high. That, and I was bumpin' down tha avenue wearing my fedora today, and a friend said I looked like Joey Jeremiah.

Alternatively, I suggest "Team Radically Awesome", in keeping with the '80s theme
That, "I'm Too ESSEXy for My Bike" or "Bike Said Fred"

Then people will think they ripped off Burton.

If they knew what that meant. Why is team13 ripping off burton?

Maybe they can call themselves "The Pre-Puberty Speedmeisters"

I vote for "Kewl Byk d00dz"

oh cool, i'll keep these ones in mind. thanks guys. i'll let you know which one i chose as soon as i figure it out. thanks again.

-Ben

"The elitest 12 year olds biking team"?
lol at the required bikes

People aren't laughing that those are cheap bikes dude, they're laughing that you have to have one of those and those only in order to be part of your team when there's so many other better brands out there.

I saw on your forum that you are offering mtn biking lessons for pay. You offer to teach beginners to experts, saying that you have been riding since you were 12. At first this seemed slightly impressive. However, while checking out the main page of your site, I noticed that you are only 14.
Am I the only one that thinks this is the least bit strange?

Brodie, Foes, Turner, 243-Racing, Scott, Ellsworth, Santa Cruz, Fisher, Jamis, Norco, K2, Cove, Le Toy, Yeti, Ritchey, Klien, Evil, Rocky Mountain, Marin, Moots, Soul Craft, Cotic, Spicer, Surley, Fat Chance, Bontranger, Merlin, Haro, Trimble, Titus.....some of the bikes I like.

Brodie, Foes, Turner, 243-Racing, Scott, Ellsworth, Santa Cruz, Fisher, Jamis, Norco, K2, Cove, Le Toy, Yeti, Ritchey, Klien, Evil, Rocky Mountain, Marin, Moots, Soul Craft, Cotic, Spicer, Surley, Fat Chance, Bontranger, Merlin, Haro, Trimble, Titus.....some of the bikes I like.


Dude...You can't join his team. You don't have a Giant, Trek, Kona, Specialized or a Cannondale.

Bad luck. :(

:D

I bet they all have sweet bikes, wish I had these types of cycles when I was kiddin'.

I'm old and still haven't got into racing..might get stomped by these guys, weird bike and all.

A bike race team sounds pretty cool. Good luck guys.