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04-16-11, 04:04 AM
Paddy Murphy walks into a Belfast Pub. His right arm is broken, he is sporting two black eyes, a broken nose and he's walking with a limp.
"What happened to you"? asks Shamus the Barman.
"Ah, I got into a fight with Damien O'Connor" says Paddy.
"O'Connor, that little twit, you should have given him a hiding" replies Shamus.
"Aye, I know, but armed with a shovel was O'Connor and a terrible beating he gave me" says Paddy.
Shamus says, "Paddy, you really must learn to look after yourself. Did you have anything in your hand at the time?"
Paddy replies, "yes I did, Mrs O'Connors Breast and a thing of beauty it is but useless in a fight".
"What happened to you"? asks Shamus the Barman.
"Ah, I got into a fight with Damien O'Connor" says Paddy.
"O'Connor, that little twit, you should have given him a hiding" replies Shamus.
"Aye, I know, but armed with a shovel was O'Connor and a terrible beating he gave me" says Paddy.
Shamus says, "Paddy, you really must learn to look after yourself. Did you have anything in your hand at the time?"
Paddy replies, "yes I did, Mrs O'Connors Breast and a thing of beauty it is but useless in a fight".