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11-03-04, 04:10 AM
Maggie lost her husband almost four years ago and she's still
mourning.
Her daughter calls her constantly and urges her to get back
into the world. Finally, Maggie said she'd go out, but didn't know anyone. Her daughter immediately replied, "Mama! I have someone for you to meet. "Well, it was an immediate hit. They took to one another and after dating for six weeks, he asked her to join him for a weekend in his holiday home in the mountains. Their first night there, she undressed and so did he. She stood nude except for a pair of black lacy panties, and he was in his birthday suit. Looking at her he asked, "Why the black panties?" She replied, "My breasts you can fondle, my body is yours to explore, but down there I am still in mourning. "He knew he was not going to get lucky that night.
The following night, the same scenario. She stood there with her black panties on, and he was in his birthday suit, except that he had a black condom on. She looked at him and asked, "What's with the black condom? He replied, "I want to offer my deepest condolences".
mourning.
Her daughter calls her constantly and urges her to get back
into the world. Finally, Maggie said she'd go out, but didn't know anyone. Her daughter immediately replied, "Mama! I have someone for you to meet. "Well, it was an immediate hit. They took to one another and after dating for six weeks, he asked her to join him for a weekend in his holiday home in the mountains. Their first night there, she undressed and so did he. She stood nude except for a pair of black lacy panties, and he was in his birthday suit. Looking at her he asked, "Why the black panties?" She replied, "My breasts you can fondle, my body is yours to explore, but down there I am still in mourning. "He knew he was not going to get lucky that night.
The following night, the same scenario. She stood there with her black panties on, and he was in his birthday suit, except that he had a black condom on. She looked at him and asked, "What's with the black condom? He replied, "I want to offer my deepest condolences".