Classroom humour

[hooligan]

Today, my friend and I were taking up some notebook homework. He was screwing up really badly and ended up saying: My 1 page of homework has more X's than a porno magazine.

Another funny thing that happened was that this kid stole another kid's cookie. The victim took his orange juice and with his great power of throwing and accuracy, nailed the theif on the head. The thief did not take any damage but the juice box exploded on impact, wettening the thief. Heh.

[flaming_burrito]

a common prank at our school is to take a pack of salt or pepper (depending on the color of ur victimes shirt) and pour it on their shoulder. then let'em walk around with it for 30 min. before everyone busts out laughing. i've also seen people throw apples and oranges at the nuts of the person sitting across from them. AND people will start a wet paper towel war in the bathrooms. (those are really annoying)