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06-01-11, 02:55 AM
A man walks into a bar down on his luck. The bartender says "You look terrible can I get you something?" The man says, "My wife just divorced me, my bike got stolen, my house is in foreclosure, and I could use a light. " The bartender reaches behind the bar and pulls up a big lighter from under the counter, puts it on the table and makes a big *thud* when it hits the bar. The bartender says "Well you are in luck! I have a genie in the back that will grand you 1 wish." The man says "Great! Take me to him!" They start walking and the bartender says "Well you have to know something about him. He doesn't hear to good so really Yell when you use your wish." So the bartender opens the door and leaves the man with the genie. 45 minutes goes by and the bartender decides to check on the man. The bartender knocks on the door and doesn't hear anything, so he opens the door and a bunch of ducks come pouring out of the room. From floor to ceiling just ducks! The bartender said "What happened what are all these ducks doing here?!" The man said "I wished for a million bucks and a bunch of ducks came out!" The bartender said "Ahh yeah I told you he doesn't hear too good. Why do you think I have that 12" BIC up front?":thumb: