General Cycling Discussion - How is LOVE like a BICYCLE?

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giorgios
11-08-04, 10:01 AM
When it is new you can't think of nothing else and that it evokes passion that confuses the realities of every day life :) ;)


sbouge
11-08-04, 10:42 AM
Both also cause tingling feelings down below.

MERTON
11-08-04, 11:10 AM
why do people always compare things to love and humping?


it's like a bike cus yer gonna end up stradlin at some point. ya. there ya go. yup. sho nuff.


KrisPistofferson
11-08-04, 11:54 AM
Just when it get's to be most exhilerating(like a really fast descent on a steep hill,), suddenly everything goes black and you end up in a hospital. I'm not Cupid's biggest fan right now.

Xtrmyorick
11-08-04, 12:58 PM
Because I use lube on my bike every time I ride it.

Bill
11-08-04, 01:02 PM
Very funny. I don't lube every time, but most times I ride.

deastin
11-08-04, 02:45 PM
Well you do have a saddle in both. And for both there are certain ways to "spin".....

Chuvak
11-08-04, 02:50 PM
1. Both can cost you some $$.
2. Both can get you sick or injured
3. Both can satisfy, on some days more then on the others
4. It’s how you ride, not what you ride
5. You have to hold on when you ride at super high speeds.



Wait…………………..............................................did you say LOVE or Sex?

WonkerJaw
11-08-04, 02:57 PM
Because you know at some point it will bring you pain and you still won't trade it for anything in the world.

mooncricket
11-09-04, 10:47 PM
1) sometimes both can be a real pain in the ass

2) no matter how much you dig yours, there's always some jerk with a better one

AdrianB
11-09-04, 11:12 PM
A flat is not a good thing for your wheel or your weiner.

Raiyn
11-09-04, 11:32 PM
Sometimes if you take either too fast you can crash really hard.

Lufty
11-10-04, 02:04 AM
OMFG I just discovered the amazing possibilities of my cages!

I LOVE YOU NIGHTTIME RIDING IN THE RAIN FOR PINTS BICYCLE!

SanDiegoSteve
11-10-04, 07:26 PM
OMFG I just discovered the amazing possibilities of my cages!

I LOVE YOU NIGHTTIME RIDING IN THE RAIN FOR PINTS BICYCLE!

And is that tequila in the water bottle? Then you've discovered something (possibly a problem).

To bring back to the topic (almost), sometime you need to choose one OR the other.