Foo - The what jsharr did on his summer vacation thread.

Now that jsahrr is off on a weeks vacation, it's time to make up adventures we think he could or should be having to compare with what actually happened when he gets back. Whatever we make up wont compare to what really happens in Ruben's life, but it could be interesting. Who wants to start?

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It started with force-feeding laxatives to the wiener dog to retrieve his car keys.

He spent a day at Battle Mountain managing to do 85 miles an hour on an unmodified WalMart bike.

He vacuumed the house.

He's setting up a booth at his county fair where he will be selling deep fried chocolate-covered bass.

He has taken his kids to the VA retirement home to pass out diapers with "Hero" printed on them.

He went downtown to look for a job, then hung out in front of the drugstore.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dgj3I9hB6Ng

He wanted to prove to the boys how big his man card is and went to try and get a bass bare handed. Little did he realize it was a pool of piranhas.

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I meant that in a good way Rube. :innocent:

http://cdn.theatlanticwire.com/img/upload/2011/06/riotkiss06162011-4/large.jpg

His title was withdrawn when it was discovered he doped prior to the Mud Pit Belly Flop at the Redneck Games.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2QbF2bDuGE

Yeah, that's him right at the end of the clip.

Road trip to all 200 or so Bass Pro Shop and Cabelas retail stores.
Oh wait, didn't he get banned for life for jumping into the live fish tanks last time he went?:D

Hooked up a 300 acre sail to the Lexington that says, using 150 foot characters, "Hey Foo: I am the true threadkiller!". He is hoping that a google-cam-car drives by.

He is going to reenact this with his Ford Freestyle:

http://www.therealgang.de/php/myexp/FUN/Bilder%20-%20FUN/carlaunch.jpg

You can see all of the boy scouts huddling around to watch.

bass fishing....maybe he'll get a new one....that other one is smelling pretty bad.

http://bearseatpeople.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/lampoon.jpg

http://cdn.theatlanticwire.com/img/upload/2011/06/riotkiss06162011-4/large.jpg

This is so gonna be an internet classic... thx Vancouver for this awesome pic. it just need some captions saying 'make love, not war'.


Hooked up a 300 acre sail to the Lexington that says, using 150 foot characters, "Hey Foo: I am the true threadkiller!". He is hoping that a google-cam-car drives by.

+1

This is so gonna be an internet classic... thx Vancouver for this awesome pic. it just need some captions saying 'make love, not war'.

That's from the Vancouver riot? Awesome.

He's setting up a booth at his county fair where he will be selling deep fried chocolate-covered bass.

He ought to come to Arkansas. He'd have a line stretching out the gates of the fair.

http://cdn.theatlanticwire.com/img/upload/2011/06/riotkiss06162011-4/large.jpg

Sadly, they weren't kissing. She got injured and he was helping her.

That's from the Vancouver riot? Awesome.

yup... more about it here: linky (http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/world/2011/06/17/w1.vancouver.riot.kissing.couple.cnn)

...and an interview with the actual couple here (http://www.cbc.ca/news/technology/story/2011/06/17/vancouver-kissing-couple.html)

He is going to have a run-in with Old Gregg while he is fishing.

Just a guess...it involves water.

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l156/Wordbiker/Photo06172002.jpg

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You set the standard here,this is a good thing,keep up the excellent journalism.RubenStories(TM)

yup... more about it here: linky (http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/world/2011/06/17/w1.vancouver.riot.kissing.couple.cnn)

...and an interview with the actual couple here (http://www.cbc.ca/news/technology/story/2011/06/17/vancouver-kissing-couple.html)

This riot is partly a product of your own efforts Ruben.
You spent the day before the final game on the internet teasing/harassing our friends of the Great White North with such comments as,
"Let the Puerto Rican national team play the Canucks,everyone else is beating them"

Besides,the girl is missing her underwear,it was all staged.

He's setting up a booth at his county fair where he will be selling deep fried chocolate-covered bass.

heheh - THIS!!!

I found out that jsharr is trying out to be a ninja ...

and he is most awesome ... (oh and he wears many wigs)



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_F_5gvVnMc

Maybe I should have a poll for this at the end. That may take some help though, especially with all the multiple choices we could have.

Maybe I should have a poll for this at the end. That may take some help though, especially with all the multiple choices we could have.


Yup.

Especially since I also heard he's trying out for a Super Hero part - I'm not sure how well he's dealing with being called "Robin" though ...

http://images.halloweencostumes.org/child_robin_costume_infant.jpg

It's somewhere not very busy...or at least not after he arrived.

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l156/Wordbiker/Photo06180946.jpg

I think I found him. hmm

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_b5uTAYp_K7s/S4omAsWmBSI/AAAAAAAAAc0/c3xqJUnh9Po/s640/parked+puppy+portapotty.jpg

You set the standard here,this is a good thing,keep up the excellent journalism.RubenStories(TM)

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Couch

Wow - I found jsharr here as well. I sent him a yellow t-shirt and he is quite enjoying it - too bad he doesn't look up or around .... :D:D

http://cache1.asset-cache.net/xc/2397247.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=77BFBA49EF878921F7C3FC3F69D929FD0727D9BEE72063230AF81376C74F7C796B906EDD702063CEE30A760B0D811297

And then after supper, he decided to hit that mechanical bull for some fun ...

http://www.pollsb.com/photos/o/15376-drunk_mechanical_bull_riding.jpg

And then he decided to try a different technique to fish for the illusive bass ... (these guys succeeded to get fish ... jsharr rather "shimmied" down the pole ...)

http://www.chilloutpoint.com/images/2009/april/funny-fishing/funny-fishing-01.jpg

... and then he found his prize!!! [warning: fishy slobbers]

http://www.funny-potato.com/images/fishing/fish-love.jpg

He may have gone somewhere that Couch isn't allowed.

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l156/Wordbiker/Photo06181132.jpg

He is going to get caught by a bunch of boy scouts en flagrante delicto with his Mrs. on the bridge of the USS Lexington.

So, what'd ya do? We've been wondering who gets the prize for the most accurate answer.

I slept on a aircraft carrier, played on the beach, did a bit of fishing, swam in the pool, and did a whole lot of nothing. I like island time.

No belly flops in a mud pit, huh? :(

I slept on a aircraft carrier, played on the beach, did a bit of fishing, swam in the pool, and did a whole lot of nothing. I like island time.

If you're looking for something different next time, book your trip with Foo vacations - they know different like no one else.

What, no cat-launched Fords?!

I think I found him. hmm

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_b5uTAYp_K7s/S4omAsWmBSI/AAAAAAAAAc0/c3xqJUnh9Po/s640/parked+puppy+portapotty.jpg

Bahahahahahahah!