Foo - 51 year old actor marries 16 year old singer

The real question here is, who believes she's actually 16?!?!?!?! :twitchy:

http://www.dlisted.com/files/greenmilewedding.jpg

"Hollywood has seen its fair share of odd couplings, but this one is so out there even the newlyweds know it's a little weird.

Doug Hutchison, a character actor best known for roles in The Green Mile, Lost and The X-Files, married aspiring country singer Courtney Alexis Stodden on May 20 in Las Vegas.

He is 51. She is 16.

Is there something fishy about it? In an exclusive statement to E! News, the couple insists there's not."



Read more: http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/b248227_green_mile_actor_51_marries_16-year-old.html#ixzz1PrdrT8eK

So when she is 27, he'll be 62 and eligible for social security. Makes me wonder if the Screen Actors Guild insurance pays for Viagra. What do they have to talk about, that's two or three generations gap. Publicity stunts are actually pretty pathetic.

16? Maybe in 1996.

http://cdn.theblemish.com/images/2011/06/20110620-courtney-stodden-01.jpg

He looks younger than 51 and hell she looks older than 16.

She's a good back archer. I bet she was in gymnastics.

http://images.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/2011520//300.Hutchison.Stodden2.tg.062011.jpg

She's a good back archer. I bet she was in gymnastics.


Otherwise you probably wouldn't notice her boobs.

Also, they are natural.

We need to find a photo of her before the boob job and bleach.

AVN best new starlet 2013.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQYXyU1AS8Y
This is what passes for country nowadays?

She's a good back archer. I bet she was in gymnastics.

http://images.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/2011520//300.Hutchison.Stodden2.tg.062011.jpg

Isn't she just delightful?

Gotta love hot women with daddy issues...

My oh my that big old house gets lonely,
Married to an old man with hands cold as ice..................

The bride's mother was also protective of her daughter's reputation, "Courtney was a virgin when she married Doug. She is a good Christian girl."

Read more: http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/lost_actor_doug_hutchison_marries_VGzkLjG2HuR4XHfF6P3VzK#ixzz1PrrnH0RI

The Hollywood pool guy will nail it.

The bride's mother was also protective of her daughter's reputation, "Courtney was a virgin when she married Doug. She is a good Christian girl."

Allow me to update my previous statement: Gotta love hot Christian girls with daddy issues...

I mean the only way this could have been better is if she were a Mouseketeer... $10 says that we'll see her downbelow's on TMZ within 6 mos (pixilated, of course)

I think we have entered the bizzaro universe, where everything is backwards.

The girl looks older
The guy looks younger
Mom is supportive?
She's a "good" girl.

Not.

.

http://cdn.theblemish.com/images/2011/06/20110620-courtney-stodden-01.jpg

Natural boobs don't have "edges" when they're pushed up. Just sayin'.

If she's only 16 then she's had a tough life, because she sure looks older.

She's 16 years old? And her mama gave her permission to marry? To a 51 year old man?

*blink* *blink*

If I was her mama and some 51 year old man wanted to marry her, I'd take off my shoe and beat him about the head. If that didn't work, I'd look for a baseball bat.

*gets off soapbox and mutters "ew ew ew ew ew!"*

Natural boobs don't have "edges" when they're pushed up. Just sayin'.

If she's only 16 then she's had a tough life, because she sure looks older.

I never knew that fact,well done:thumb:
Untill this statement all we had was the wet t-shirt test.

He looks younger than 51 and hell she looks older than 16.

My thoughts exactly.

She's 16 years old? And her mama gave her permission to marry? To a 51 year old man?

*blink* *blink*

If I was her mama and some 51 year old man wanted to marry her, I'd take off my shoe and beat him about the head. If that didn't work, I'd look for a baseball bat.

I think mama wants his money somehow. It's time to hit her with a shoe.
*gets off soapbox and mutters "ew ew ew ew ew!"*

Mama wants his money somehow, hit mama with the shoe.

I'm sure they're both getting from the relationship exactly what they wanted.

Here she is at 15, a year ago????? Anyway, do boobs grow that much in a year?
http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d126/telehammer/cortney-stodden-168x300.jpg

:roflmao: I bet if i was an actor with a few dollars i could get one of those also ----

I'm sure they're both getting from the relationship exactly what they wanted.

Publicity?

http://images.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/2011520//300.Hutchison.Stodden2.tg.062011.jpg

Gee Beaver, plastic surgery's been good to you...and your beloved.
http://www.getting-around.org/images/JerryMathersL.jpg

At least he didn't pull a Jerry Lee Lewis.

Our warmest congratulations to the happy couple.

The phrase that springs to mind is "a world of wrong".

Natural boobs don't have "edges" when they're pushed up. Just sayin'.

Nothing wrong with a few carbon fiber frame upgrades, but if she's 16, I'm 28! Never mind her - we all know the best looking women are in the 'Ladies of Foo' thread.

Mama wants his money somehow, hit mama with the shoe.


Throw Momma from the train..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dz44yypeZtI&feature=related

In that original photo, she looks much older than he does!


Anyway, do boobs grow that much in a year?
Actually, yes. My poor wife had to deal with this when she was 15/16 years old (she had nothing one summer; bras were barely made big enough the next summer). She endured a lot of teasing because of it, too. It may seem awesome to us guys, but it made for a very challenging time of her life.

She's a good back archer. I bet she was in gymnastics.

http://images.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/2011520//300.Hutchison.Stodden2.tg.062011.jpg

Arch, did someone say "arch"?

Look at them, are they not beautiful?

http://images.blippitt.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/Courtney-Alexis-Stodden-2.jpg

Some of us like our women biodegradable.

I think I saw her at the casino bar when I was in Vegas.

I don't know about what is so odd about this union. Bo Derek married about mid-forties John Derek when she turned 18. They stayed happily married until he died-after about 25 years of marriage.

eh, with all that back arching and his old age, their backs will probably go out at about the same time and then they'll have that in common.

I don't know about what is so odd about this union. Bo Derek married about mid-forties John Derek when she turned 18. They stayed happily married until he died-after about 25 years of marriage.

Ya you're right.
Hollywood is the home of fidelity and long term marriges.I should curb my off-color comments about the pool guy buffing the lonely bride in the future:(

California here I come,
Right back where I started from,
Da,da,daaa..da,da,daaaaaaaa....................

Throw Momma from the train.

:thumb:

I hope they have good lookin' children.

Throw Momma from the train

Not Netflix streamable, but I may have to get that in the queue...hilarious movie.

Otherwise you probably wouldn't notice her boobs.


this blasphemy could only have been uttered by a woman - guys ALWAYS notice boobs.

OK could both not be any creepier????? Let's not even get into all the weird psych problems they must have... a 16 year old that looks 30 and is clearly already an seasoned and experience 'ho and a guy that looks like he's had too much plastic surgery and would wants to marry (ie have sex and control) a child young enough to be his granddaughter... CREEPY!!!!!!!!

In his defense...have you seen 51 y/o women?

In his defense...have you seen 51 y/o women?

They work for me punk now get the eff off my lawn before I turn the garden hose on ya.

In his defense...have you seen 51 y/o women?

I used to wake up next to one all the time three years ago. She's now 54 and I still wake up next to her.

In his defense...have you seen 51 y/o women?

:notamused:

I used to wake up next to one all the time three years ago. She's now 54 and I still wake up next to her.

.....and he wakes up next to his left hand.

:notamused:

There are always beautiful exceptions. :innocent:

There are always beautiful exceptions. :innocent:

No way out dude.
You just shot yourself in the nutz.

OK could both not be any creepier?????
Don't forget mom. Without her blessing, this would be a crime.

Since she has a good Christian daughter, I'm sure she waited for just the right guy with the same values...

:notamused:I thought you were in your early 40s?